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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Next time listen to your Vet! -

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
    As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
    stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

    After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and
    said, "I'm so sorry, but your duck, Cuddles, has passed
    away.

    The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
    "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

    "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you
    haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just
    be in a coma or something.

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room,
    and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador
    Retriever.

    As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood
    on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination
    table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then
    looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

    The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a
    few moments later with a cat.

    The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately
    at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's
    haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled
    out of the room.

    The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as
    I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably,
    a dead duck."

    Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few
    keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

    The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150.00!",
    she screamed, "$150.00 just to tell me my duck is dead!?!"

    "The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for
    it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report
    and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00.

  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    #2
    Re: Next time listen to your Vet! -

    cute, i loved it
    Sharon Chajin

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    • limebrook1
      Brigadier General

      • Jun 2005
      • 1583

      #3
      Re: Next time listen to your Vet! -

      So that's what the tests are - I always wondered! I love it!!
      Trish
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      • beegud2
        Major General

        • Apr 2006
        • 2156

        #4
        Re: Next time listen to your Vet! -

        Hmmm... and all this time I thought they were conducting scientific reports and sending to my doctor...lol
        Beezz
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