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  • Code-Burnt-Gemini
    Major

    • Jul 2006
    • 278

    Curtains

    A woman walks into a high class computer store and promptly askes for assistance. The salesman says to her, what can I do for you today ma'am? She says, I have been to every store in town and I cant find what I want, I am looking for a set of curtains for my computer monitor. Looking perplexed the salesman replies ma'am I dont think they make curtains for a computer monitor, and the lady says Well DUH! I 've got windows...
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  • beegud2
    Major General

    • Apr 2006
    • 2156

    #2
    Re: Curtains

    hmmm....LOL...not sure how to respond to that one...was she blond....lolol..just kidding
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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: Curtains

      cough cough ....funny very dry...hehe...looks like a blonde...hehe

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      • FPRob
        Colonel

        • Aug 2006
        • 955

        #4
        Re: Curtains

        <groans> <rolls eyes> <loads shotgun> :) :) :)

        FPRULES


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        • circuspet.com
          Brigadier General

          • Feb 2006
          • 1104

          #5
          Re: Curtains

          My computer has a nifty little cup holder that pops out. I can't seam to get it to work right because it's says it's a burner and I can't get it to light and warm the coffee.

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          • FPRob
            Colonel

            • Aug 2006
            • 955

            #6
            Re: Curtains

            I once worked a technical support job and it took us days and days of telephone support and advice on various Windows options to find out why this stupid womans PC kept shutting down...

            In the end I went out to their office resolute in solving the problem. When I got there I found that she had convered the entire thing in fridge magnets

            IDIOT LOL

            FPRULES


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            • beegud2
              Major General

              • Apr 2006
              • 2156

              #7
              Re: Curtains

              In the end I went out to their office resolute in solving the problem. When I got there I found that she had convered the entire thing in fridge magnets
              So what are you trying to say...take off all my magnets?...lol...

              I can't seam to get it to work right because it's says it's a burner and I can't get it to light and warm the coffee.
              I can't get mine to work either...ROB what are we doing wrong...my coffe's gettin' cold?...lol
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              • limebrook1
                Brigadier General

                • Jun 2005
                • 1583

                #8
                Re: Curtains

                ... and when I want to go for 'a drive' it doesn't take me anywhere!

                (Groans herself.... terrible, eh?)
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                • circuspet.com
                  Brigadier General

                  • Feb 2006
                  • 1104

                  #9
                  Re: Curtains

                  FPRob:

                  No magnets, but I did think there wouldnt be a problem putting the cell phone charger on the computer. How do you spell EMT? It wasn't a problem the cell phone worked fine. LOL

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                  • SChajin
                    Major General

                    • Jan 2006
                    • 2792

                    #10
                    Re: Curtains

                    Pet, that is to hold BEER not coffee!
                    Sharon Chajin

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                    • circuspet.com
                      Brigadier General

                      • Feb 2006
                      • 1104

                      #11
                      Re: Curtains

                      SChajin:

                      Hello Sharon, hows everyone in hell? I always suspected it was in Florida.
                      Beer....huh.... hope that doesn't void my waranty. A burner that cools...huh. I thought I was dyslixic, maybe I'm just ahead of my time. LOL

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