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  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    We remember...

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall.

    She ******* as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love

    "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continues...
    "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"

    "I remember that too" she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today."
    Bill
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  • navaldesign
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Oct 2005
    • 12080

    #2
    Re: We remember...

    Stupid man! He would even be out much earlier for good behaviour....
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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: We remember...

      haha...good one Bill!...and yes, Navel is right!....lol

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      • bill2006
        Lieutenant General

        • May 2006
        • 3421

        #4
        Re: We remember...

        Lol, so that's why he was crying......
        Bill
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        • Code-Burnt-Gemini
          Major

          • Jul 2006
          • 278

          #5
          Re: We remember...

          LMAO! Bad Bad Bad !!! I LOVED it ! hahahahahahahaha
          brenT

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          • Vasili
            Moderator

            • Mar 2006
            • 14683

            #6
            Re: We remember...

            Another one from Bill.....light 'em up!
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            • limebrook1
              Brigadier General

              • Jun 2005
              • 1583

              #7
              Re: We remember...

              LMAO! Good one!
              Trish
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