Why did you ticket *ME*!

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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Why did you ticket *ME*!

    A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure
    in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
    However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed
    with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

    The officer handed him the citation, received his
    signature and was about to walk away when the man
    asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't
    think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars
    around me who were going just as fast, so why did
    *I* get the ticket?"

    "Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.

    "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

    The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"

  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    #2
    Re: Why did you ticket *ME*!

    Lol,
    I was lucky, the officer let me go. She did lecture me though.
    Bill
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    • beegud2
      Major General

      • Apr 2006
      • 2156

      #3
      Re: Why did you ticket *ME*!

      I never get lucky and I'm hiding fro mthe coppers now...lol....but in Ja we havea unique alert system..better than a radar...we flash each other if cops are ahead...it works...most of the time<ok so I wasn't paying attention a few 3..ummm maybe 4 times...)...lol
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