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Re: Just Chat
LOL!!
Originally posted by rezen009
Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and aglass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and
sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martinasks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came
home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in
the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into thedoor."
Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your shirt off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm
married!"
Moral :Self-induced hangover -- $100.00Broken furniture -- $2,
000.00Breakfast -- $10.00Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and aglass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and
sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martinasks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came
home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in
the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into thedoor."
Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your shirt off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm
married!"
Moral :Self-induced hangover -- $100.00Broken furniture -- $2,
000.00Breakfast -- $10.00Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS
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