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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    3 wishes!

    A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,the wife
    Promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest
    House adjacent to the course.
    The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
    Up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

    So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
    Voice said, "Come on in."
    When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
    All over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the
    Broken window.
    A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
    Window?"
    "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
    "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
    I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
    Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
    You each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
    "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
    Blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
    "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
    And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
    "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
    "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
    Country in the world," she said.
    "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
    Safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
    "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
    "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
    Woman in more than a thousand years , my wish is to sleep with your wife."
    The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both
    Now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
    She mulled it over for a few mom ents and said, "You know, you're right.
    Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
    You, honey?"
    "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same
    For you!"
    So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
    The afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
    After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and
    Looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
    "Why, we're both 40," she responded breathlessly.
    "Really? Forty years old and both of you still believe in genies?"!!!!!!!!
  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    #2
    Re: 3 wishes!

    Lol, smart genie.
    Bill
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    • philipc9635
      Lieutenant Colonel

      • Jul 2006
      • 735

      #3
      Re: 3 wishes!

      Gee's I love golf in fact I'm obsessed with it!

      But that stories got me worried!!!! (ha ha)
      Phil Cartledge (Aussie Phil)

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      • Code-Burnt-Gemini
        Major

        • Jul 2006
        • 278

        #4
        Re: 3 wishes!

        LOL heard that joke a looong time ago, still makes me burst out laughing when i read it! Good one!!
        brenT

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        • C L
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 5561

          #5
          Re: 3 wishes!

          Another funny.

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