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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

    On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
    storm.. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
    wing is struck by lightning.

    One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the
    front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells,
    "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
    Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
    For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
    They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
    plane.

    Then an Italian man stands up n the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark black hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt....one button at a time. .........No one moves. ........He removes his shirt. .......Muscles ripple across his chest. .......She gasps...
    .......He whispers: "Iron this, and then get me something to eat.
  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

    Oh, my gosh....good one. Don't ever stop telling them. You are too good.

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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

      Im a bit scared with that one..costume, as I so fear the dreaded bobble head of hell!...lol
      But there is a side of me that just cant help it!...

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      • C L
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 5561

        #4
        Re: Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

        Gotta like it!

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        • kassi59
          Major General

          • Nov 2005
          • 2771

          #5
          Re: Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

          not the bobble head...lol hate that!...my heart still goes out to Rob!...

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          • beegud2
            Major General

            • Apr 2006
            • 2156

            #6
            Re: Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

            HAHA...just got that same joke from my sister but it was about a TEXAN man...either way...funny ...
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            • SChajin
              Major General

              • Jan 2006
              • 2792

              #7
              Re: Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

              That was so good, just goes to show you how men really think.
              Sharon Chajin

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              • FPRob
                Colonel

                • Aug 2006
                • 955

                #8
                Re: Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

                An oldie but a goodie :) ... as they say :)

                FPRULES


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                • ez-ez
                  Special Status

                  • Mar 2006
                  • 1329

                  #9
                  Re: Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

                  lmao..

                  Well.. don;t you think it's only fair..?? I mean it's a good deal when you get a full strip show and it wont cost you a cent.. all you have to do is iron a shirt and make a pasta.. lol

                  Now, this thread in particular makes want to ask Kate.. should I make an emergency announcement..?? lmao

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                  • bill2006
                    Lieutenant General

                    • May 2006
                    • 3421

                    #10
                    Re: Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

                    Very funny.
                    Bill
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                    • kassi59
                      Major General

                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2771

                      #11
                      Re: Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

                      Go for it Carlos!....lmao!...Too funny...
                      big cheeky grins!

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