Im guilty your Honor -

[kassi59]

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 4 men and 8 women:
Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."

Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to
change your mind?"

Defendant: "No sir, when I pled 'Not Guilty' I didn't know there
would be women on the jury. Since I can't ever get anything
past my wife, I'll never be able to convince 8 women jurors...."

[ez-ez]

Re: Im guilty your Honor -

lol..
Smart man.. In any case, doing 15 years in jail is far less painful than confronting 8 women in one day.. lmao

(Ok Kate, before you say it, I'm bent over already, spank me and get it over and done with..lol)

[kassi59]

Re: Im guilty your Honor -

lol..
Smart man.. In any case, doing 15 years in jail is far less painful than confronting 8 women in one day.. lmao

(Ok Kate, before you say it, I'm bent over already, spank me and get it over and done with..lol)

lol...nah...maybe a swift kick!....lol....

[ez-ez]

Re: Im guilty your Honor -

Right.. I'm praying you're not wearing pointy *****..lol

[bill2006]

Re: Im guilty your Honor -

Lol, or maybe he would be acquitted.

[ez-ez]

Re: Im guilty your Honor -

Lol, or maybe he would be acquitted.

Well that's true.. a guy has better chance being acquitted bu a judge after pleading guilty to a crime that has his finger prints and DNA than being acquitted by a jury of 8 women despite an alibi given by a doctor stating that the accused was dead at the time of the crime..lol