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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Sister Mary! Im converting! -

    Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out
    making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she
    ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just
    a block away.

    She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy
    some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he
    owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was
    returned.

    Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided
    not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for
    something in her car that she could fill with gas and
    spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

    Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station,
    filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

    As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched
    from across the street. One of the them turned to the other
    and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

  • Lincslady
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2006
    • 1397

    #2
    Re: Sister Mary! Im converting! -

    lol
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    • FPRob
      Colonel

      • Aug 2006
      • 955

      #3
      Re: Sister Mary! Im converting! -

      Lol :)

      FPRULES


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      • limebrook1
        Brigadier General

        • Jun 2005
        • 1583

        #4
        Re: Sister Mary! Im converting! -

        Nice one Kate! LOL
        Trish
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        • Code-Burnt-Gemini
          Major

          • Jul 2006
          • 278

          #5
          Re: Sister Mary! Im converting! -

          LoL!

          Diligence <sp?> is it's own reward. :o)
          brenT

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          • SChajin
            Major General

            • Jan 2006
            • 2792

            #6
            Re: Sister Mary! Im converting! -

            Another good one Kate
            Sharon Chajin

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            • bill2006
              Lieutenant General

              • May 2006
              • 3421

              #7
              Re: Sister Mary! Im converting! -

              Lol
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              Bill
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