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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    confession

    A new convert to Catholicism decided to go to confession to
    deal with his transgression. In the confessional, he told the
    priest that he had sinned.

    "What was your sin, my son?" asked the priest.

    "I stole some lumber, Father," replied the man.

    "How much lumber did you steal?" asked the priest.

    "Father, I built my German Shepherd dog a nice new doghouse."

    The priest replied, "Well, that's not so bad."

    The man continued, "Father, I also built myself a 4-car
    garage."

    "Well, now, that's a little more serious."

    "Father, there's more. In addition to the doghouse, the 4-car
    garage, I also built a 5 bedroom, 4 bath house!"

    With a pause, the priest finally spoke. "That is a little more
    serious. I'm afraid you'll have to make a novena."

    "Father, I'm not sure what a novena is, but if you've got the
    blueprints, I've got the lumber!"

  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    #2
    Re: confession

    Good one Kate, you just keep coming up with them.
    Sharon Chajin

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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: confession

      yea sharron Im full of it!...shhhh....hehe..

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      • bill2006
        Lieutenant General

        • May 2006
        • 3421

        #4
        Re: confession

        So much for repenting, lol
        Bill
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