If it takes a placebo -

[kassi59]

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that
he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor
examines him, leaves the room and comes
back with three different bottles of pills.

The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a
big glass of water when you get up. Take the
blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch.
Then just before going to bed, take the red pill
with another big glass of water."

Startled to be put on so much medicine the
man stammers, "My goodness, doc, exactly
what's my problem?"

Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough water."

[bill2006]

Re: If it takes a placebo -

Lol.
That will cure the hypochondiacs.