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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    Men Should Not Read ..... For the Ladies ... hee hee

    Ladies this is for all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free."

    Here's an update: Now adays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

    1. Men are like ..Laxatives .......... They irritate the **** out of you.
    2. Men are like.
    Bananas .......... The older they get, the less firm they are.
    3. Men are like ..........
    Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
    4. Men are like ...........
    Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
    5. Men are like .........
    Chocolate Bars ....... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like .......
    Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.
    7. Men are like
    Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
    8. Men are like .....
    Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    9. Men are like .....
    Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    10. Men are like .
    Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    11. Men are like
    Snowstorms ........ You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    12. Men are like .......
    Lava Lamps ........ Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    13. Men are like
    Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: Men Should Not Read ..... For the Ladies ... hee hee

    Originally posted by LadyEye
    Ladies this is for all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free."

    Here's an update: Now adays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

    1. Men are like ..Laxatives .......... They irritate the **** out of you.
    2. Men are like.
    Bananas .......... The older they get, the less firm they are.
    3. Men are like ..........
    Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
    4. Men are like ...........
    Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
    5. Men are like .........
    Chocolate Bars ....... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like .......
    Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.
    7. Men are like
    Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
    8. Men are like .....
    Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    9. Men are like .....
    Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    10. Men are like .
    Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    11. Men are like
    Snowstorms ........ You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    12. Men are like .......
    Lava Lamps ........ Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    13. Men are like
    Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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    • SChajin
      Major General

      • Jan 2006
      • 2792

      #3
      Re: Men Should Not Read ..... For the Ladies ... hee hee

      So Funny, I loved it but I'm sick anyway
      Sharon Chajin

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