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  • bill2006
    Lieutenant General

    • May 2006
    • 3421

    Dr. Phil.

    Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy ."

    He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers:

    "Come on Dick, we're leaving!!
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  • Vasili
    Moderator

    • Mar 2006
    • 14683

    #2
    Re: Dr. Phil.

    Cute!

    Can I borrow your lighter, Good Sir?
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    • Lincslady
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2006
      • 1397

      #3
      Re: Dr. Phil.

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      • allstarfaces
        Brigadier General

        • Apr 2006
        • 1665

        #4
        Re: Dr. Phil.

        oh bill you are a card old chap, keep up the good work keeping us smiling, oh and while im on hows the danny davitto lookalike work going lmao
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        • kassi59
          Major General

          • Nov 2005
          • 2771

          #5
          Re: Dr. Phil.

          lol..reminds me of a joke of how native americans name their children..but I wont tell that one...lol

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          • admin@justin.com
            Private

            • Sep 2006
            • 1

            #6
            Re: Dr. Phil.

            hello

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: Dr. Phil.

              Too funny.

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              • ez-ez
                Special Status

                • Mar 2006
                • 1329

                #8
                Re: Dr. Phil.

                Say... anyone know's Dick's Mom's address..?????? lmao

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                • LadyEye
                  General & Forum Moderator

                  • Jun 2006
                  • 10526

                  #9
                  Re: Dr. Phil.

                  lol too funny Bill ... it surely must be an oldie, a penny just isn't cutting it these days eh! :)

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