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  • beegud2
    Major General

    • Apr 2006
    • 2156

    Naughty But Funny

    OK this one had me ROTFL.

    After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride,
    Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to
    his pisano, Giovanni.
    ~
    Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
    ~
    Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
    ~
    "Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
    ~
    "Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful
    Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some
    nice
    cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip.
    ~
    Everyting wasa Okey Dokey t ill we getta hungry and open upa da luncha
    basket. The conductore come a by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no
    eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.'
    ~
    So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga
    lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka
    by
    again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a
    cluba car.'
    ~
    So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta t lighta my
    biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say,'No a
    smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' We go to a smokina
    car and I smoke my biga cigar.
    ~
    Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to
    bed.
    We just about to go boomada boomada and the conductore, he walka
    through
    da hall shouting at da top of his a voice, 'Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka
    Virginia!'
    ~
    Nexta time, I'ma gonna take a da bus..."
    Beezz
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  • ez-ez
    Special Status

    • Mar 2006
    • 1329

    #2
    Re: Naughty But Funny

    ROFLMAO..

    hehe.. I wonder if they had a 'Folka Virginia Car'..lol

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    • Lincslady
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2006
      • 1397

      #3
      Re: Naughty But Funny

      lol Beez
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      • Vasili
        Moderator

        • Mar 2006
        • 14683

        #4
        Re: Naughty But Funny

        "I've got a ticket to ride......"
        Apprently, it never got "punched"....Good one, Bee!
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        • kassi59
          Major General

          • Nov 2005
          • 2771

          #5
          Re: Naughty But Funny

          lol....funny one!..

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          • Code-Burnt-Gemini
            Major

            • Jul 2006
            • 278

            #6
            Re: Naughty But Funny

            LOL Ms Beez !!!
            brenT

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: Naughty But Funny

              You, so funny.....

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              • FPRob
                Colonel

                • Aug 2006
                • 955

                #8
                Re: Naughty But Funny

                i dont get it... im too innocent... <doubtful>

                just joking :)

                FPRULES


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                • limebrook1
                  Brigadier General

                  • Jun 2005
                  • 1583

                  #9
                  Re: Naughty But Funny

                  Originally posted by FPRob
                  i dont get it... im too innocent... <doubtful>

                  just joking :)
                  Don't ask me to explain!!
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