OK this one had me ROTFL.
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride,
Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to
his pisano, Giovanni.
~
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
~
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
~
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
~
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful
Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some
nice
cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip.
~
Everyting wasa Okey Dokey t ill we getta hungry and open upa da luncha
basket. The conductore come a by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no
eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.'
~
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga
lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka
by
again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a
cluba car.'
~
So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta t lighta my
biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say,'No a
smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' We go to a smokina
car and I smoke my biga cigar.
~
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to
bed.
We just about to go boomada boomada and the conductore, he walka
through
da hall shouting at da top of his a voice, 'Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka
Virginia!'
~
Nexta time, I'ma gonna take a da bus..."
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride,
Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to
his pisano, Giovanni.
~
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
~
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
~
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
~
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful
Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some
nice
cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip.
~
Everyting wasa Okey Dokey t ill we getta hungry and open upa da luncha
basket. The conductore come a by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no
eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.'
~
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga
lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka
by
again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a
cluba car.'
~
So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta t lighta my
biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say,'No a
smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' We go to a smokina
car and I smoke my biga cigar.
~
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to
bed.
We just about to go boomada boomada and the conductore, he walka
through
da hall shouting at da top of his a voice, 'Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka
Virginia!'
~
Nexta time, I'ma gonna take a da bus..."
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