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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the
rest
> of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
> toast of the night."
>
> She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
>
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church
> beside me wife."
>
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
> street corner.
>
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
> night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You
> know,
> he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
> asleep,
> and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
>
>
rest
> of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
> toast of the night."
>
> She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
>
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church
> beside me wife."
>
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
> street corner.
>
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
> night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
>
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You
> know,
> he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
> asleep,
> and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
>
>
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