whats your secret? -

[kassi59]

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the
burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into
the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do
that for years!"

[Girlonthehill]

Re: whats your secret? -

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the
burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into
the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do
that for years!"

LOL!!

Thanks Kate!