Who are YOU living with?! -

[kassi59]

A snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for
my eyes, I can't see very well these days."

The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to
return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very
depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I've been living
with a water hose the past 2 years!"

[ez-ez]

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ROFLLMAO..

The poor bastard, all this time he thought she got wet every time he got near her..

[beegud2]

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LOL...OMG...poor wittle snake...see it pays to live in ignorance and be happy...lol

[kassi59]

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Theres my Beezzie!...yes I have to agree sometimes one much leave well enough alone...Im mean geeze the relationship lasted for TWO years!...so thats not bad!...lol

[beegud2]

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KAte...yeah fianlly ..we're both on...poor snake...gone from blissfully happy to two xanax and a psyciatirist bill he'll not be paying off anytime too soon. How come he didn't geta clue when she wasn't talki' to him...?

[kassi59]

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I'm sure her not talking he'd felt he had the woman of his dreams!...lol
don't forget the optometrist bill too! and the glasses cost also!

sometimes ignorance is bliss.....lol
what is that ez says, if its not broke..............hehe

[beegud2]

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Damm...forgot the glasses bill...two years of bliss gone in two weeks...lesson for us all...aprreciate what you got before you put the glasses on....lol

[kassi59]

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If you love your situation, dont worry about looking too close at it!...hehe

[ez-ez]

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Hey now.. all this talk is making me wanting to go kiss my garden hose.. Might as well, since I can't afford a visit to the optomistrist at the moment.

LOL

[kassi59]

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See Beez ignorance IS in fact a bliss!...lol
happieness with a garden hose!...awe.....heartwarming...lol

[beegud2]

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There's no accounting for some people's taste...lol....but it is touching...and after all he is ez-ez and well we're happy for you if you are ez-ez...lol...or I could send my old pair of glasses ...hehe

[bill2006]

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I'll stay with the box of chocolates.

[kassi59]

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HAHA..Bill!...good choice..

[LadyEye]

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I wonder if this is the same doctor who was asked by John how to cure a snake bite on his friend's privates, and the doctor told John that to cure a snake bite you have to suck the poison out of it, and John told his snake bitten friend that "The Doctor Says You're Gonna Die .... lol

[ez-ez]

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I wonder if this is the same doctor who was asked by John how to cure a snake bite on his friend's privates, and the doctor told John that to cure a snake bite you have to suck the poison out of it, and John told his snake bitten friend that "The Doctor Says You're Gonna Die .... lol

lmao... that's funny..

Hmm.. that explains that guy once in the night club stirring at a chick and shoving a snake down his pants... He went whispering to her and she simply replied: Don't worry sweetheart, nothing the bouncers can't fix.. I wonder what heppened to him.. never seen him again.. I wonder what killed him, the bite, or the suck..lol