Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

[Vasili]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

lol..its ok keep taking the pills ...

Which ones? The red ones, the green ones, or the ones with eight legs that keep trying to run off the table and out the door???

(will do)

[WSBlue]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

>> Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking
>>when people are no longer interested?
>> Pupil : A teacher.
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>> Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
>> Customer : What other colors do you have?
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>> My father is so old that when he was in school, history was
>>called current affairs.
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>> Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
>> Sam : It's a family tradition.
>> Teacher : What do you mean?
>> Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a
>>teacher.
>> Teacher : What about your mother?
>>
>> Sam : She's a woman.

[Girlonthehill]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

>> Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking
>>when people are no longer interested?
>> Pupil : A teacher.
>>
>>
>>
>> Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
>> Customer : What other colors do you have?
>>
>>
>>
>> My father is so old that when he was in school, history was
>>called current affairs.
>>
>>
>>
>> Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
>> Sam : It's a family tradition.
>> Teacher : What do you mean?
>> Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a
>>teacher.
>> Teacher : What about your mother?
>>
>> Sam : She's a woman.

Nice one, Blue! LOL


Here's another:

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

[WSBlue]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

Ha...Ha...Ha...LOL

[limebrook1]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

LMAO Amanda!

How you doing these days by the way?

[WSBlue]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

NICE ONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

Caution... They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said... "where???"

They Walk Among Us!!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".

They Walk Among Us!!!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but, "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

They Walk Among Us!!!!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... (maybe I should have bought 10 cases)

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

Yep, they walk among us AND they reproduce!

[LadyEye]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

lol Blue ... too funny ...

[Vasili]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

RE: General Racefan20's "Open Letter To New Users"....

[bill2006]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

Quiet in here.

[Vasili]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

WHERE? Where?where?

Echos too.....

[LadyEye]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

WHO WHo Who ... lol ... I'm a "Night Owl" ... not sure what you were Vasili ... lol

[choco777]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

WSBlue,
Yes they sure do. Keep a close eye out. Like your brand of humor.

[LadyEye]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

Choco ................. how very nice to lay "eye" on you!! Nice to See You!!
Tell us more about your pic!!

[Vasili]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

LE...apparently our Choco is not a disabled vet! he has his own troop about him!!!
Yes...do tell, our friend, all about your wonderful new avatar.....

[choco777]

Re: Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

Only fairly recent photo that I had. My son who is a bit older, my wife and I, almost not tall enought to fit but she made it.
She is much lovlier than this pix, me no. Taken in Texas, sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, on day. BTW Vasili
what I told you know who, while feuding like a child was for affect, although I am a veteran. Explain sometime, unless u remember.