Our Place - Mk III - Drop in for a chat!

[WSBlue]

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Thank you.
I was on the hill, too.

[WSBlue]

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LMBO stands for what?

[WSBlue]

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> A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night
> and sees Steven Spielberg.
> As he is a great fan, he rushes over to Spielberg
> and asks for his autograph.
>
> Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
> Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta
> here."
>
> The astonished Chinese man replies, "It was not the
> Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the
> Japanese".
>
> "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, you're all the same,"
> replies Spielberg.
>
> In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
> says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on
> that ship."
>
> Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that
> sank the ship, not me."
>
> The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
> you're all the same."
>
>
> This particular joke won an award for the best joke
> in a competition organized in Britain. The author is
> an Indian.

[Girlonthehill]

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LMBO stands for what?

Sorry, it's short for 'laugh my butt off'.

[Girlonthehill]

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> A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night
> and sees Steven Spielberg.
> As he is a great fan, he rushes over to Spielberg
> and asks for his autograph.
>
> Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
> Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta
> here."
>
> The astonished Chinese man replies, "It was not the
> Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the
> Japanese".
>
> "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, you're all the same,"
> replies Spielberg.
>
> In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
> says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on
> that ship."
>
> Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that
> sank the ship, not me."
>
> The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
> you're all the same."
>
>
> This particular joke won an award for the best joke
> in a competition organized in Britain. The author is
> an Indian.

It deserved to win a prize and it made me laugh out loud! Thanks for posting it, Blue! And it is always nice to see you again.

[Vasili]

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Such "precise" humor!

[WSBlue]

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Body Language - good one....

A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and holds up one

hand; the driver holds up two hands.

Next, the woman points up; the driver points down. Then, the woman grabs

her breast; the driver grabs his crotch.

Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.


A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all

about.

The driver explained, "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus

ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents.

Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going

downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going pass the milk-farm, and

I told her it was going pass the ball-park."

The passenger interjected, "Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she

left the bus?"

The driver continued, she replied "Oh ****, I'm on the wrong bus!"

[Vasili]

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Can you imagine the confusion in Europe, with everyone using their hands and arms to express themselves so?

Good One, Blue!

[Girlonthehill]

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Just wanted to say that I hope you all .....

[LadyEye]

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hey Amanda .... tks ... U TOO!!

That sure is pretty ... Hope your day is great!!

[Girlonthehill]

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hey Amanda .... tks ... U TOO!!

That sure is pretty ... Hope your day is great!!

LOL Nice work! YGM.

[LadyEye]

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Hey Amanda, I did that for you .... and of course I stole your flower, lol, I am such a thief and admit to that ... swish, into the collection ...

Now you must tell me what is YGM ... duh

[Girlonthehill]

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Hey Amanda, I did that for you .... and of course I stole your flower, lol, I am such a thief and admit to that ... swish, into the collection ...

Now you must tell me what is YGM ... duh

LOL It's okay, I pinched it from somewhere else! LOL YGM=You've Got Mail.

[LadyEye]

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LOL It's okay, I pinched it from somewhere else! LOL YGM=You've Got Mail.

Thanks Amanda, duh, I couldn't figure that one out ... lol
Now I know ... and another lesson, how great is that!!!!!

Awesome!!!!

[larazovich]

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and a belated good morning to all vodafamily..