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  • beegud2
    Major General

    • Apr 2006
    • 2156

    Tech Support on Husband 1.0

    Ok...it's the girls turn now...hehe. Just got this from my sis....lol.

    Dear Tech Support:


    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.


    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, NBA 3.6, **** Live and NASCAR 4.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.


    What can I do?


    Signed,
    Desperate


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    Dear Desperate:


    First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.


    Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8.


    Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.


    Good Luck,
    Tech Support
    Beezz
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  • limebrook1
    Brigadier General

    • Jun 2005
    • 1583

    #2
    Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

    Nice one Beezz!
    Trish
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    • larazovich
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5811

      #3
      Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

      ooohhh that is goooood
      Liz
      www.sebastopolparty.com
      www.raynordescendents.com

      Ring the bells that still can ring

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      • Astraltraveller
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 4006

        #4
        Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

        With a bit of passion you might just be able to fine tune and re-adjust him to version 1.2 so as to be more efficient...

        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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        • beegud2
          Major General

          • Apr 2006
          • 2156

          #5
          Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

          Originally posted by Astraltraveller
          With a bit of passion you might just be able to fine tune and re-adjust him to version 1.2 so as to be more efficient...
          LOL...yeah only a man would say that....hehe
          Beezz
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          • bill2006
            Lieutenant General

            • May 2006
            • 3421

            #6
            Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

            staying away from this one, lol
            Bill
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            • kassi59
              Major General

              • Nov 2005
              • 2771

              #7
              Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

              Love It ... Love It!!

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              • C L
                General

                • Jul 2006
                • 5561

                #8
                Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

                lol

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                • Astraltraveller
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 4006

                  #9
                  Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

                  Originally posted by beegud2
                  LOL...yeah only a man would say that....hehe

                  Was just a bit of friendly advise from experience, try and you might even get him updated to version 1.3......

                  Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
                  Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


                  www.astralengineering.net
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                  • beegud2
                    Major General

                    • Apr 2006
                    • 2156

                    #10
                    Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

                    Originally posted by Astraltraveller
                    Was just a bit of friendly advise from experience, try and you might even get him updated to version 1.3......
                    Version 1.3 three you say...hmmm...does he do the dishes with that...lol
                    Beezz
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                    • C L
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 5561

                      #11
                      Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

                      lol

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                      • Astraltraveller
                        General

                        • Jul 2006
                        • 4006

                        #12
                        Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

                        Originally posted by beegud2
                        Version 1.3 three you say...hmmm...does he do the dishes with that...lol
                        LOL!!!!!Provably by the time you've updated him to version 1.5 by them he should be ready for dishes. Have fun and passion doing updates!!!!!!!

                        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
                        Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


                        www.astralengineering.net
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                        • ez-ez
                          Special Status

                          • Mar 2006
                          • 1329

                          #13
                          Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

                          O'my'god.. that is so funny.. can't remember laughing like this for a few days.. Good one..

                          Now here are some tippers:

                          Husband 1.0 can have pulgins installed.. avoid those, especially Out With The Boys 5.5 as this nasty upgrade may change Husband 1.0 settings.. If you notice that Husband 1.0 is running very slow or continueously returning error messages, you can run Lets Talk about it 1.2.1, it's also always a good thing to run a full scan on all components of Husband 1.0, check for hiddin corrupt files such as LipStick on Shirt.tmp, Moble Message.txt, Credit Card Statment.bnk.. If all clear and you're still having problems, only one thing you can do.. run 'I'm Pregnant 1.1".. Once you run this application, you'll notice that Husband 1.0 will shut down.. But don;t worry, this is only temporary.. it will soon reboot with new settings after installing these files:
                          Stop the Bull****.****
                          No More Drinking.bum
                          Second Job.wrk
                          House Work.hom

                          Please note that even though this is a good fix, it is common that Husband 1.0 Users can still have future problems and often resort to uninstal, and getting Husband 2.0.

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                          • Astraltraveller
                            General

                            • Jul 2006
                            • 4006

                            #14
                            Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

                            Woooo!!!! Carlos thats one hell of a scan but it might just do the trick before upgrading to version 1.5......
                            LMAO...... Can't remember when last I had such a good laugh, hope this is not to confusing for the the lady in question if nothing else works by the time husband 1.0 is upgraded to version 1.5 then it might be time to upgrade to husband version 2.0
                            Hope that there may be no need to upgrade to version 2.0 because usually by the time you finnish all scans and upgrade to version 1.5 platform is stable and hopefully working properly as required by the user.

                            Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
                            Click Here to See the Vodaliens Album & Join the Club!! Sendyour personal photo to be alienated to the Vodalien Group


                            www.astralengineering.net
                            www.masqueradecreations.com

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                            • C L
                              General

                              • Jul 2006
                              • 5561

                              #15
                              Re: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

                              lol

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