Where Is Your Cow??????

[Vasili]

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That ain't nuttin, boys and girls!
I just saw on the telly mine was being carted off having gotten stuck on the tracks underground, having made a shambles of the intimates department at Harrods with her silly shenannigans after starting a ruckus about losing at darts over lunch!
After all her runnin' round, she'll probably give me cottage cheese all week!
Udderly unbelievable!

[larazovich]

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Mine was out way late......still sleeping!

[allstarfaces]

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mine is going to sale water park today to do some water ski ing can you beleive it.................. its far to chilly for that

[Girlonthehill]

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That ain't nuttin, boys and girls!
I just saw on the telly mine was being carted off having gotten stuck on the tracks underground, having made a shambles of the intimates department at Harrods with her silly shenannigans after starting a ruckus about losing at darts over lunch!
After all her runnin' round, she'll probably give me cottage cheese all week!
Udderly unbelievable!

LMAO!!!

Your cow has been very busy, EV!!

[Girlonthehill]

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mine is going to sale water park today to do some water ski ing can you beleive it.................. its far to chilly for that

Your's must be completely bonkers!! Sale Water Park at this time of year? LOL

Mine is having a quiet day today. She's off shopping in Plymouth. Her and her Aunt caused a bit of havoc on the ferry back from St. Mary's yesterday. Drunken pair. It's that sherry. She hardly ever drinks and when she does it goes straight to her head. Silly cow. She comes home tomorrow. Oh joy.

[allstarfaces]

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lmao how mad are you , cant stop yourself havin these images of our cows doin mad stuff lol

got to get me keys 11 was 12 but they re arranged on me just now ggggggrrrrrr god im stressed out dont ever let me do this again mite go in there 2 morrow now ive booked a van for monday gggggggrrrrr
cant get anything changed over till i get a postcode for some stupid reason but it new build and it dont have one aaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh
oh an i hate this foum now an dont mind sayin it i try to help an get pikd on boo hooo i aint givin any more advice lol not that it was any good mind rite goin to shop for headache tabs c u round ike a donut

[Girlonthehill]

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lmao how mad are you , cant stop yourself havin these images of our cows doin mad stuff lol

got to get me keys 11 was 12 but they re arranged on me just now ggggggrrrrrr god im stressed out dont ever let me do this again mite go in there 2 morrow now ive booked a van for monday gggggggrrrrr
cant get anything changed over till i get a postcode for some stupid reason but it new build and it dont have one aaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh
oh an i hate this foum now an dont mind sayin it i try to help an get pikd on boo hooo i aint givin any more advice lol not that it was any good mind rite goin to shop for headache tabs c u round ike a donut

Aw, is the big guy picking on you, poor Allstar. He's just doing his job. He appreciates that you're trying to help, but needs to make sure that they have all the info. There, there. Take a couple of paracetamol, you'll be fine in a fortnight. LOL

You are getting stressed out, aren't you? Calm down, deep breaths ... in ... out .... in ... It will all work out. I can't believe you've got your keys already, that's come around real fast! Keep your chin up, mucka, it'll all be okay.

Oh and ... out. LOL

[Vasili]

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i try to help an get pikd on boo hooo i aint givin any more advice lol not that it was any good mind rite

Tried that, and it didn't stick. My cow kept hitting me with her tail until I got back online.

Today she's passed out in the middle of the living room.
Been that way since last night, seeing the commercial about "Real California Cheese Comes From Happy Cows" where the cows play tricks on the houses next to the pasture, like ringing the doorbell and running away. She laughed so hard she fell backwards and konked her head on the hardwood.

Wouldn't bother me so much, but the snoring is rattling the windows, actually.....

[Girlonthehill]

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Tried that, and it didn't stick. My cow kept hitting me with her tail until I got back online.

Today she's passed out in the middle of the living room.
Been that way since last night, seeing the commercial about "Real California Cheese Comes From Happy Cows" where the cows play tricks on the houses next to the pasture, like ringing the doorbell and running away. She laughed so hard she fell backwards and konked her head on the hardwood.

Wouldn't bother me so much, but the snoring is rattling the windows, actually.....

LMBO!!! You're good at this cow stuff, EV!! LOL

[Vasili]

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LMBO!!! You're good at this cow stuff, EV!! LOL

Just milking for everything it's worth, Amanda!
There are fewer and fewer opportunities for me to contribute nowadays.
I see that my "wish" for a Fall Sale was even deleted....whatever!
Makes me so frustrated I can only work it out by churning butter by hand!

[larazovich]

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just be sure yuou start with milk from one of those happy California cows...

[C L]

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Ok, I keep seeing this cow thread......do you all own cows?

[larazovich]

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DOesn't everybody?

[kenb]

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My cows sitting right in front of me (medium rare) HA!

[limebrook1]

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OK, who's the Terry Prachett fan?