Where Is Your Cow??????

[Vasili]

Re: Where Is Your Cow??????

You? Milking it....on what gold stools? You don't do such things....and wheres the trough....would that be the hottub? Nah....none of yahs have cows.

You really go all out for your cow, Gary....I would simply arrange for a truck to come get her and take her to the local Car Wash, where she could get all cleaned up and then be blow-dried....(she still thinks that is what we mean when we say "spa treatment")....thank God!

Mine has been tormenting the neighbors all day.....keeps ringing the doorbell and running around the side to hide! Hilarious! Has the little neighbor girl thinking that Santa's elves are "practicing" already! I dread the time she gets tired of that and wants to come back in......it'll be the same old routine: eat everything in sight, **** on the kitchen floor, and then park herself in front of the TV to watch The Animal Channel, until she falls asleep and snores so loudly the neighbors come over to MY house complaining about the Rap Music's bass levels being too high....embarrassing! (Usually, I just throw a blanket over her while I answer the door and tell them it's just my fat aunt Bessie with her ****).

AND.....YES WE DO HAVE COWS!!!!! And we're proud of them!
(We all USED to have penguins, but the Union steward for the restraunt union kept trying to sign them all up, insiting that as Maitre 'D's they were required to join, so we sent them packing!)

[asirimarco]

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my cow and her off spring had to go when we put the house up for sale but my pig is sleeping in her basked

[Vasili]

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Do you get postcards from your cow even today?

(I imagine it was rather hard to moooooove away!)

[LadyEye]

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omg .... you guys are just enough to make me "eat the daisies" .... Until Ann popped in I had you all pegged for telling "tales" ... but Ann certainly adds a bit of reality to it .... so now I don't know ... "all tales" if you ask me ... and a whole lot of bull .... funny though ......... tell some mooooorr!!

[Vasili]

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You should see the udder thread, where CL's comments curdle!

[LadyEye]

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You? Milking it....on what gold stools? You don't do such things....and wheres the trough....would that be the hottub? Nah....none of yahs have cows.

lol Vasili ... this one you mean?

[Vasili]

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< more like the sour grapes about Bill's appointment >

>> Should report it to the Morale Officer. Maybe a long bath or an hour in the anti-grav bay would help?

[LadyEye]

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< more like the sour grapes about Bill's appointment >

>> Should report it to the Morale Officer. Maybe a long bath or an hour in the anti-grav bay would help?

lol ... u think, ... lol .... I think Bill would look mighty fine in his ***** Black Tux, floating about the Tea Room, making recommendations and mingling with the crowd ... that'd be an awesome position ...... don't u think ... I think CL was thinking he was going to be having cleaning duties in the tea room, no that is not what was meant for Bilien at all .... but at the risk of any further development,(roflmao) perhaps the Morale Officer should be notified, will do so first thing on Monday, I think Katlien is off for the weekend ... it will have to keep ... A long hot bath, why that is good for everyone. It's darn cold here this evening I tell you my dear, it's brrrrrrrrrrr.....

[C L]

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Bathing cows, scrubbing cows, taking cows shopping, sending cows postcards, cows putting houses up for sale......you guys don't have cows.

[Vasili]

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Wow! Somebody is still in a cranky moooooooood!

< Uh, and , ahhhh.....yes we do, it's no poo! We have cows, not wiggly sows, please! get it through your head all that we've said! >

[C L]

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Wow! Somebody is still in a cranky moooooooood!

< Uh, and , ahhhh.....yes we do, it's no poo! We have cows, not wiggly sows, please! get it through your head all that we've said! >

Am not....I'm just having a suga rush....lol

If you have a cow, show your pic with the cow, since you take your cow shopping and such, you probably have a nice pic of the two of you....correct?

[Vasili]

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Before or after we divorced?

LOL

"Psyche!!!! Made you think!!!!"
No, my Tammy is not a cow, no would I EVER even stand to hear someone else refer to a woman using that term....(I have been known to play "Public Police" in like situations, enforcing my own "policies", so don't think I am not willing to stand up for my honorable beliefs!)

Can't we just have some fun??? This whole thread was to feed our imaginations, and to point out how tightly wrapped some people are.....

[C L]

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Before or after we divorced?

LOL

"Psyche!!!! Made you think!!!!"
No, my Tammy is not a cow, no would I EVER even stand to hear someone else refer to a woman using that term....(I have been known to play "Public Police" in like situations, enforcing my own "policies", so don't think I am not willing to stand up for my honorable beliefs!)

Can't we just have some fun??? This whole thread was to feed our imaginations, and to point out how tightly wrapped some people are.....

lol Vasili....I am having fun, aren't you? Glad you are the gentleman. I knew you didn't own a cow. Nobody in this whole thread owns a cow. You guys did make me think....I thought what the heck? And it was so convincing, everybody just talking about cows, on their plate, in their yard....etc just like it was normal.............lol Good one! I liked it!

[Vasili]

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Actually, DavesGal (above) really DOES have a cow! (and there was one or two more)
Hers is actually rather close to where I am....San Ramon and Livermore are only about 7 miles apart.

You never know, Little One, you never know......so it's often best to smile and wink, just like how we all keep Santa alive and well year-to-year.....

[C L]

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Smile and wink, grain of salt............yep all good, She does? Well glad to hear somebody owned a cow....lol