Where Is Your Cow??????

[bill2006]

Re: Where Is Your Cow??????

Not to mention earrings and bells. Ah but they do enjoy classical music with their meal.

[Lincslady]

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If your cow is doing the "bow wow wow" you failed to notice it is cow for "boo hoo hoo".....show her more attention, and she will show you how-how-how to keep her happy and being a "productive" member of your household!

I know....modern cows have modern distractions! Eyelashes! Phooey!
Why did you even give her money to spend, LadyLinda??? Should have told her to stay in the car and make like cheap set of seat covers!

Seat covers! ..now look what youve done..she's mooing and dropping cow pats all over the place ....there there Talula..he didnt mean it....forgot to mention she's a nosy old cow to, she's always in the chat room listening to some old bull!

[Vasili]

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LOL....good one! *Zzinnnnnnggg!*

Your cow...your cleanup!!!!
LOLOLOLOL

[C L]

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lol Amanda,

That's a good idea, don't let the turkey know....and probably wise of you to stay out of it.

Today my cow, is getting a new Christmas bonnet, one that doesn't make her ears stick out.

A classical mooooooovement might just be the thing to settle my cow down, instead of the latest cow'nt down, what a good idea Bill.

[Vasili]

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Oh, Man!
Now that song "The Final Cown't Down" (by Poison) is playing in my head....Gee, THANKS!

(Am I dating myself again? What next, Whitesnake?? Uriah Heep???)

[bill2006]

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Lol, better than the ring through the nose.

[Vasili]

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Lol, better than the ring through the nose.

Or somewhere's else.....can you imagine the terror of having a cow pierce you with those clumsy hooves?
I'd have to be completely "bang on the head so hard there's no chance of ever waking up" out to allow that.....

LOL

[Girlonthehill]

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Oh, Man!
Now that song "The Final Cown't Down" (by Poison) is playing in my head....Gee, THANKS!

(Am I dating myself again? What next, Whitesnake?? Uriah Heep???)

It was by Europe. Lol

[Girlonthehill]

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lol Amanda,

That's a good idea, don't let the turkey know....and probably wise of you to stay out of it.

Today my cow, is getting a new Christmas bonnet, one that doesn't make her ears stick out.

A classical mooooooovement might just be the thing to settle my cow down, instead of the latest cow'nt down, what a good idea Bill.

Yeah, they do struggle with fashion, don't they? Mine was so upset about her hats making her ears look big that she was contemplating having them pinned back. I managed to convince her that she is beautiful just as she is, ears and all and there was no need to 'hide' them. I hope your cow finds just the thing! There's nothing worse than not feeling comfortable when you want to look your best.

[Vasili]

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It was by Europe. Lol

You are so right....I used to have the cassette!!!! How dumb....
LOL

[C L]

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lol Vasili,

Jeez Amanda, how did you get your cow to listen? Spill the secret, I'm cownting on you. I gave mine some hoof prints ice-cream this morning, it's her favorite. I was out of HoneyNut Oats. lol It's Christmas, what the hay, give a cow a treat, it goes a long way.

[royb]

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My cow has just finished drama classes. She is appearing with 3 shepherds, 3 kings, 2 adults and a baby, on christmas eve.

[bill2006]

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It was by Europe. Lol

Might I suggest Vivaldi's Four Season, a line of which reads:

"Passar al foco i di quieti e contenti..." or "To rest contentedly beside the hearth..."

[larazovich]

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My cow isn't so sophisticated..

[bill2006]

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hmmm