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THE GHOST...!!!!!
A professor was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe
in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students
raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their
hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Sipho raises his
hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years
I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made
love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way
up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, "So, Sipho, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Sipho replied, "Eish! From the back I is thinking you say, "Goats!"
A professor was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe
in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students
raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their
hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any
of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Sipho raises his
hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years
I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made
love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way
up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asks, "So, Sipho, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Sipho replied, "Eish! From the back I is thinking you say, "Goats!"
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