At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You
can have mine."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until
I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say, talk while you are sleeping.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!". Second guy remarks, "You're lucky,
mine's still alive"
"A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to
Love and to Forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I
pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"
wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You
can have mine."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until
I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say, talk while you are sleeping.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!". Second guy remarks, "You're lucky,
mine's still alive"
"A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to
Love and to Forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I
pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"
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