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[kassi59]

Robert went to see his doctor. He wasn't feeling
well at all. He felt tired, run down, and generally
suffering from exhaustion.

"My diagnosis is simply that you are worn out," said
the doctor. "I believe you've been playing too much golf."

"Too much golf," exclaimed Robert. "What can I do?"

"You need to take some time off and relax," said the
doctor. "My advice to you is to spend some time at the office."

[Vasili]

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....story of my life....in reverse!

[C L]

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Funny

[bill2006]

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Lol, will that help my handicap?

[philipc9635]

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I love a good golf joke especially when it's got some truth to it!!!

[kassi59]

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Bill - Rest always helps......but if your handicap is not due to lack of rest, well no....lol
Phil - gotta love the golf jokes!.....

[philipc9635]

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Hey Kassi

Love the golf jokes and they always remnd me of myself, who ever said golf is a relaxing sport!!! (he,he)

[kassi59]

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hehe...good one phil. true true...thats the reason why some people walk and not take the carts is because they need the break from the stress!...lol

[larazovich]

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Good One Kate.
I live alongside a golf course, close to the 17th hole, and by the time golfers get here they are either wiped out from doing poorly or over-amped from doing well..
Either way they need a break! Or a drink..

[philipc9635]

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(he he) Thats what the 19th Hole is for. Relaxing and forgetting what happened on the previous 18 holes. But gotta love the game!!!

[kassi59]

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Good One Kate.
I live alongside a golf course, close to the 17th hole, and by the time golfers get here they are either wiped out from doing poorly or over-amped from doing well..
Either way they need a break! Or a drink..

Well Liz, thats a business!....go out there and offer drinks!...lol
or nickle crying towels...hehe.

[larazovich]

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Excellent suggestion. Can't believe I didn't think if it! ..
As a child I remember watching my cats stealing the golf balls when they came rolling up onto the green..they would grab the balls from the green and bring them over the fence to me,,
You can only imagine how frustrated golfers were to not find them when they finally got up there. The phrase 'hopping mad' comes to mind..
But I figured it sort of balanced out with all the balls the bad golfers shot over the fence into our house and yard, and sometimes windows, over the years.....

aahh memories..

[kassi59]

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Oh liz thats not a good story to tell in the presence of golfers!...NOW they will blame all the lost balls on a neigherhood cat!.....lol

[larazovich]

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Oh well, you know golfers - there is always a reason it didn't get there....just like fishermen with the one that got away.

Is okay with me. I have golfed and fished, and am fine with being the excuse d'jour lol

[limebrook1]

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Had a discussion the other day - we realised that golf is the only sport where the better you get the less exercise it is!