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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    worn out golfer -

    Robert went to see his doctor. He wasn't feeling
    well at all. He felt tired, run down, and generally
    suffering from exhaustion.

    "My diagnosis is simply that you are worn out," said
    the doctor. "I believe you've been playing too much golf."

    "Too much golf," exclaimed Robert. "What can I do?"

    "You need to take some time off and relax," said the
    doctor. "My advice to you is to spend some time at the office."

  • Vasili
    Moderator

    • Mar 2006
    • 14683

    #2
    Re: worn out golfer -

    ....story of my life....in reverse!
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    • C L
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5561

      #3
      Re: worn out golfer -

      Funny

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      • bill2006
        Lieutenant General

        • May 2006
        • 3421

        #4
        Re: worn out golfer -

        Lol, will that help my handicap?
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        • philipc9635
          Lieutenant Colonel

          • Jul 2006
          • 735

          #5
          Re: worn out golfer -

          I love a good golf joke especially when it's got some truth to it!!!
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          • kassi59
            Major General

            • Nov 2005
            • 2771

            #6
            Re: worn out golfer -

            Bill - Rest always helps......but if your handicap is not due to lack of rest, well no....lol
            Phil - gotta love the golf jokes!.....

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            • philipc9635
              Lieutenant Colonel

              • Jul 2006
              • 735

              #7
              Re: worn out golfer -

              Hey Kassi

              Love the golf jokes and they always remnd me of myself, who ever said golf is a relaxing sport!!! (he,he)
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              • kassi59
                Major General

                • Nov 2005
                • 2771

                #8
                Re: worn out golfer -

                hehe...good one phil. true true...thats the reason why some people walk and not take the carts is because they need the break from the stress!...lol

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                • larazovich
                  General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 5811

                  #9
                  Re: worn out golfer -

                  Good One Kate.
                  I live alongside a golf course, close to the 17th hole, and by the time golfers get here they are either wiped out from doing poorly or over-amped from doing well..
                  Either way they need a break! Or a drink..
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                  • philipc9635
                    Lieutenant Colonel

                    • Jul 2006
                    • 735

                    #10
                    Re: worn out golfer -

                    (he he) Thats what the 19th Hole is for. Relaxing and forgetting what happened on the previous 18 holes. But gotta love the game!!!
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                    • kassi59
                      Major General

                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2771

                      #11
                      Re: worn out golfer -

                      Originally posted by larazovich
                      Good One Kate.
                      I live alongside a golf course, close to the 17th hole, and by the time golfers get here they are either wiped out from doing poorly or over-amped from doing well..
                      Either way they need a break! Or a drink..
                      Well Liz, thats a business!....go out there and offer drinks!...lol
                      or nickle crying towels...hehe.

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                      • larazovich
                        General

                        • Jul 2006
                        • 5811

                        #12
                        Re: worn out golfer -

                        Excellent suggestion. Can't believe I didn't think if it! ..
                        As a child I remember watching my cats stealing the golf balls when they came rolling up onto the green..they would grab the balls from the green and bring them over the fence to me,,
                        You can only imagine how frustrated golfers were to not find them when they finally got up there. The phrase 'hopping mad' comes to mind..
                        But I figured it sort of balanced out with all the balls the bad golfers shot over the fence into our house and yard, and sometimes windows, over the years.....

                        aahh memories..
                        Liz
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                        • kassi59
                          Major General

                          • Nov 2005
                          • 2771

                          #13
                          Re: worn out golfer -

                          Oh liz thats not a good story to tell in the presence of golfers!...NOW they will blame all the lost balls on a neigherhood cat!.....lol

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                          • larazovich
                            General

                            • Jul 2006
                            • 5811

                            #14
                            Re: worn out golfer -

                            Oh well, you know golfers - there is always a reason it didn't get there....just like fishermen with the one that got away.

                            Is okay with me. I have golfed and fished, and am fine with being the excuse d'jour lol
                            Liz
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                            • limebrook1
                              Brigadier General

                              • Jun 2005
                              • 1583

                              #15
                              Re: worn out golfer -

                              Had a discussion the other day - we realised that golf is the only sport where the better you get the less exercise it is!
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