Is it your sign?

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  • larazovich
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5811

    Is it your sign?

    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
    In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
    On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
    At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."
    On Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
    On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."
    At a Tire Shop : "Invite us to your next blowout."
    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
    At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
    On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
    In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
    At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
    On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
    On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
    Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary We hear you coming."
    In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
    In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
    In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
    At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills."
    Liz
    www.sebastopolparty.com
    www.raynordescendents.com

    Ring the bells that still can ring
  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    #2
    Re: Is it your sign?

    these are great
    Sharon Chajin

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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: Is it your sign?

      hahaha...good ones!....
      Reminds me of one of our trash trucks they had a logo "used food"....lol

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      • LadyEye
        General & Forum Moderator

        • Jun 2006
        • 10526

        #4
        Re: Is it your sign?

        hee hee

        I like the electrician's one the best .... could certainly do without the septic truck .... eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

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        • larazovich
          General

          • Jul 2006
          • 5811

          #5
          Re: Is it your sign?

          I like the veternarian's office one..
          Liz
          www.sebastopolparty.com
          www.raynordescendents.com

          Ring the bells that still can ring

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          • limebrook1
            Brigadier General

            • Jun 2005
            • 1583

            #6
            Re: Is it your sign?

            I think I'll use the 'on a fence' one! Tee Hee!
            Trish
            www.Limebrook.com
            www.MountainWalk.co.uk
            www.MyBeardedDragons.co.uk
            www.TucsonForBeginners.com
            www.Pets4kids.info

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #7
              Re: Is it your sign?

              lol Liz

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