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Thoughts for the day
Halloween
Halloween is approaching and people are planning their parties....here is some of my customer thoughts.......
Do you have batman, I wanna be a chicken, I am having a teddy bear's picnic for my daughter's birthday do you have teddy bears, I need to book a santa for Christmas, how do I make myself look like a zombie, I need a gallon of blood, do you have facepaints, I need an Annie costume do you have it in my size and the wig too, I need 10 more wenches could you have them ready for the courier in a half hour, do you have dracula teeth, what's new this year, I need to be something for "Under the Bigtop" what do you have, do you have 20 octoberfest costumes, what can we be that you have 4 of, do you have predator what about alien, I need 6 superheros, I need to be a civil war general, can you ship me 4 snazzaroo facepaint by the weekend, I need 5000 blinking clown noses by November can you supply us, my friends and I are looking for a sheep, do you have wings, do you have Jack Sparrow and what about wenches, my daughter wants to be a princess.
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Last halloween a young girl played a real good trick on me and got a treat LOL
She knocked on the door as you do when you are trick or treating and she must have only been about 9 or 10 years old. She was dressed in a black cloak with a pointed witches hat.
Girl
"TRICK OR TREAT"
Me
"Hi nice costume, you having a nice night?"
Girl
"Yeah, except these boys just stole everything that ive collected"
<shows me an empty bag>
Me
"Oh no, that's bad.. here have £10"
HAHAHAHA... She probably walked away from my doorstep thinking...
"There's a sucker born every minute"
Pulling that trick on just our street alone probably made her a smal fortune because people felt sorry for her.Comment
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Awe, that's cute Rob.
Halloween at my house, I decorate my house and yard....graveyard, stockade, witches walk, lots of carved pumpkings, spooky music......and I am a witch.....always a witch....the kids look for the witch every year.....I have a mean cackle and I scare the sh....t out of them......they love it and keep coming back......not too scary for the little ones......find it hard to resist.....kids probably have nightmares. But its what Halloween is about at least it is at my house. Spooky. lolComment
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As a matter of fact, I was a witch the other day......lolComment
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hubble bubble toil and trouble hahahaha frogs legs and bat wings.... whats for dinner tonight CL?
LOLComment
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How about some witches brew & bat wings?
And I think it's toil and trouble, eye of newt.........lolComment
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newt eyes.... mmmm tasty LOL
<folds napkin down the front of his shirt and bangs his knife and fork on the table>
feeeeed meeeeee hahahahahahaComment
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Guess we need to find a cook........lolComment
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<puts on his chefs hat>
Right then... which one of these is the oven?
hahahaComment
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lol......the one with the buttons.....can't wait to see what you cook up.....hope it isn't really bat wings.....lolComment
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HAHAHAHAHA noooo i wont cook bat wings for you CL.... i will think of something tasty... and not so chewey as bat wings LOLComment
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Ah Macbeth,
"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble."Comment
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When my son was younger I used to make him bat's blood and wiggly worms for tea (spag boll). Now he's reached the grand old age of 12 he wonders how that ever induced him to eat it!!
I've got a crystal ball on my desk at work - does that qualify me as a witch? Makes people laugh though when someone says they will need to look into a crystal ball and I produce mine!
Mind you, I have never found the 'on' switch. Can anyone help?Comment
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