Computer Trouble...Again....Todays Jokes

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  • Bird
    Captain

    • Oct 2005
    • 202

    Computer Trouble...Again....Todays Jokes

    Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
    Female customer: A white one.

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    Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
    Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
    Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
    Tech support: That doesn't sound good. I'll make a note.
    Customer: No, wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet! It's still on my desk. Sorry.

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    Tech support: Click on the My Computer icon on to the left of the screen.
    Customer: Your left or my left?

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    Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
    Male customer: Hello. I can't print.
    Tech support: Would you click on Start for me and...
    Customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical on me. I'm not Bill Gates!

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    Customer: Hi, good afternoon. This is Martha and I can't print. Every time I try, it says "Can't Find Printer."
    I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it.
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    Customer: I have problems printing in red.
    Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
    Customer: Aaaah! Thank you.

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    Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at 7-11.

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    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
    Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
    Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
    Customer: Okay.
    Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
    Customer: Yes.
    Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah, that one does work.

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    Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in *****, a capital letter "V" as in Victor, the number 7.
    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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    Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
    Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
    Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
    Customer: Five stars.

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    Tech support: What antivirus program do you use?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Tech support: That's not an antivirus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry. Internet Explorer.

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    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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    Tech support: How may I help you?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
    Tech support: Okay and what seems to be the problem?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter "a" in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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    A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
    Tech Support: Are you running it under Windows?
    Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
    The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine.

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    Tech support: Okay, Bob, let's press the Control and Escape keys at the same time.
    That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now, type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager.
    Customer: I don't have a "P."
    Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
    Customer: What do you mean?
    Tech support: "P," on your keyboard, Bob.
    Customer: I'm not going to do that!

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  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: Computer Trouble...Again....Todays Jokes

    Funny

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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: Computer Trouble...Again....Todays Jokes

      lol....heard it but always funny!...

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      • LadyEye
        General & Forum Moderator

        • Jun 2006
        • 10526

        #4
        Re: Computer Trouble...Again....Todays Jokes

        yeahhhh and so true eh!

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