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Hi every!!
This going to be interested, I have never join any Forum earlier in
English so I going to do my very best so you can understand what I´m talking about in my Swinglish.
I´m a golfnut and starting to make a website with golf and I found Voda on the web and it looks great, but first a couple of story related to golf.
Keep in tough
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS!!?? I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars, instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doin' that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to see what a man
looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!"
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A man was invited to play at his friend's course and during the round he felt the call of nature, was far away from the toilets and so he went behind a tree believing that he was unobserved.
However, on a parallel fairway, three lady members were playing. As they passed they were surprised to observe just a very private part of a man's anatomy protruding from around the tree.
"He's certainly not my husband, I can tell you that," said the first lady.
"Disgusting! I'm glad he's not mine either, " said the second lady.
"It really is an outrage," said the third. "He's not even a club member!"
Regards
Stefan
This going to be interested, I have never join any Forum earlier in
English so I going to do my very best so you can understand what I´m talking about in my Swinglish.
I´m a golfnut and starting to make a website with golf and I found Voda on the web and it looks great, but first a couple of story related to golf.
Keep in tough
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS!!?? I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars, instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doin' that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to see what a man
looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!"
__________________________________________________ _____________
A man was invited to play at his friend's course and during the round he felt the call of nature, was far away from the toilets and so he went behind a tree believing that he was unobserved.
However, on a parallel fairway, three lady members were playing. As they passed they were surprised to observe just a very private part of a man's anatomy protruding from around the tree.
"He's certainly not my husband, I can tell you that," said the first lady.
"Disgusting! I'm glad he's not mine either, " said the second lady.
"It really is an outrage," said the third. "He's not even a club member!"
Regards
Stefan
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