When I'm 100, If I learn a Little let me.....

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    When I'm 100, If I learn a Little let me.....

    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
    the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

    Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she
    needed to communicate.

    After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to
    the
    right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
    stuffed pillows on her right.

    A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again
    the
    family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

    Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again
    grabbed
    her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

    A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi,
    Grandma,
    you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
    grandson...
    "They won't let me fart."

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    #2
    Re: When I'm 100, If I learn a Little let me.....

    AH HA...haaaa...lmao.....gotta tell my mom....shes gonna love this one!...lol

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    • C L
      General

      • Jul 2006
      • 5561

      #3
      Re: When I'm 100, If I learn a Little let me.....

      Funny

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