BORED......then the phone rings!

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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    BORED......then the phone rings!

    It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room
    watching television when the phone rang.
    "Hello?" I said.

    A girl's voice came over the line. "Can I speak to Ben, please?"

    I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably
    a wrong number and I was bored.
    I replied, "I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a message?"

    "Do you know what time he'll be back?" she responded.
    "I think he said he'd be home around 10:00."

    Silence on the other end... a confused silence.
    "Is this Steve?"

    My name isn't Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.
    So I replied, "Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?"

    "Well... he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him,"
    she said in a slightly irritated voice.

    I replied, "Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said
    that he would be back at 10:00."
    A shocked voice now: "Who's Karen?!"

    "The girl he went out with."

    "I know that! I mean... who is she?"

    "I don't know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a
    message for Ben?"
    "Yes... please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home."
    She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her
    temper flaring. "I sure will. Is this Jennifer?"
    She exploded, "Who's Jennifer?"

    Apparently she wasn't.
    "Well... he's going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were
    her. Sorry... it was an honest mistake."

    "Ben's the one that's made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called
    him and the she's very upset and that I would like him to call me as
    soon as he gets home."

    I smiled and said, "Okay, I will... but Becky isn't going to like
    this..."

    *Click...*
  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    #2
    Re: BORED......then the phone rings!

    Ha ha ha very veeerrrrrryyyyy naughty naughty of you ......LOL
    Nice one Kate reminds me of someone else in my younger days....

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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: BORED......then the phone rings!

      I once Manuel recieved a call from a guy that never asked who I was. He just said Hey! you comming down to boston this weekend...I said well I dont know are you going to make it worth my while?..lol...He paused and said, who is this? I replied, Kate. He says, Oh Im sorry I must have the wrong number...I said, So does that mean Boston is off?...lol
      He hung up...lol...
      Awe....poor thing....I laughed about that for sometime!

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