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  • Vasili
    Moderator

    • Mar 2006
    • 14683

    #31
    Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

    Lest we forget the wisdom that has long been hallowed....

    bump!
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    • Vasili
      Moderator

      • Mar 2006
      • 14683

      #32
      Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

      Mind you, Sadain, this is still here to support you in your angst!
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      • bill2006
        Lieutenant General

        • May 2006
        • 3421

        #33
        Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

        Racefan's original post should be required reading. I am constantly surprised by the many reactions, among other things...
        Bill
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        • Dori
          Lieutenant Colonel

          • Sep 2006
          • 581

          #34
          Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

          I don't know about anyone else... but I think bald guys that are secure enough to show it and DON'T don a combover are just plain Sexy!

          Thanks for the laugh... and all the help and support that the BV Team has given!
          Naturally Yours,
          Dori
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          • LadyEye
            General & Forum Moderator

            • Jun 2006
            • 10526

            #35
            Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

            Originally posted by Dori
            I don't know about anyone else... but I think bald guys that are secure enough to show it and DON'T don a combover are just plain Sexy!

            Thanks for the laugh... and all the help and support that the BV Team has given!

            lol Dori ......... you've just made their day ....... such an abundance too!!!

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            • Dori
              Lieutenant Colonel

              • Sep 2006
              • 581

              #36
              Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

              LOL I suck up pretty well... don't I? It is all true though... really... it is!
              If it helps gain me points... so be it!
              Naturally Yours,
              Dori
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              • Vasili
                Moderator

                • Mar 2006
                • 14683

                #37
                Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

                Originally posted by bill2006
                Racefan's original post should be required reading. I am constantly surprised by the many reactions, among other things...
                Really? Come on, Bill......you've been in retail long enough to know that there will always be a certain percentage of those who never cease to amaze you with the perspectives they hold, right???
                LOL

                Probably has a lot to do with why I did not persue politics further....
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                • circuspet.com
                  Brigadier General

                  • Feb 2006
                  • 1104

                  #38
                  Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

                  Glomania:

                  I think the generals have seen Song of the South, and are familar with Bur Rabbit. Those pics were crule..........ROFL

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                  • bill2006
                    Lieutenant General

                    • May 2006
                    • 3421

                    #39
                    Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

                    Originally posted by Vasili
                    Really? Come on, Bill......you've been in retail long enough to know that there will always be a certain percentage of those who never cease to amaze you with the perspectives they hold, right???
                    LOL

                    Probably has a lot to do with why I did not persue politics further....
                    So true, lol
                    Bill
                    www.blueearthtea.com
                    www.ftaaconsulting.com
                    www.iaval.com
                    www.theemeraldbay.com

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                    • racefan20
                      Major General

                      • Jul 2005
                      • 2335

                      #40
                      Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

                      Back to the top, just because... lol
                      My NASCAR Forum

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                      • LadyEye
                        General & Forum Moderator

                        • Jun 2006
                        • 10526

                        #41
                        Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

                        Originally posted by racefan20
                        Before you read this, please be aware that it is a JOKE - nothing more and nothing less.
                        There are some elements of truth to it, but the idea is to give you a laugh and that's all.
                        1. Blue Voda is a free website builder, but you must have a PAID Voda Host account to publish with it.
                        2. Downloading Blue Voda, opening it and staring blankly at the screen for an hour will NOT get your site built. Posting here after staring blankly at the screen for an hour will NOT get your site built.
                        3. Posting questions on the forum is a good idea, but POSTING IN ALL CAPS or starting your thread with the not so original title of "Please Help Me!!!!" will not get you any extra attention.
                        4. A continuation of #3: Posting your question and then posting it again because you didn't receive an answer inside of two minutes is not necessary. Posting multiple threads on the same subject is also not necessary and should, in my opinion, be punishable by multiple wet willies and swirlies. (For any of our foreign visitors not familiar with those phrases, you don't want to be familiar with those phrases.)
                        5. Blue Voda is a free website builder, but you must have a PAID Voda Host account to publish with it.
                        6. When posting your question, please take the time to make sure those of us who don't live inside your head understand what the hell you're talking about. Questions such as "Please help, I have a site and there are lines but no squigglies" are not questions - they are statements. When someone asks you to be more specific, responding with "well, I can't see the squigglies and I need this fixed" isn't going to help much.
                        7. When you've posted a question and people have posted back and forth with you to help you find the answer, it is perfectly acceptable to say, THANK YOU! Most of us don't get paid to be here, we just stop by to try to help if we can.
                        8. Please read #7 again.
                        9. There is a search feature on this forum, please give it a try sometime. Likewise, there is a well kept secret known as Google, which is a search engine where you can type in certain words or phrases and it will find you all kinds of things about those words and phrases from all over the internet. It's a secret, so don't tell anyone, but you can find it here: http://www.google.com/. They are rewriting the Old Testament to add an 11th Commandment of "Thou Shalt Run a Google Search". (Or words to that effect, they're still working out the details.)
                        10. Blue Voda is a free website builder, but you must have a PAID Voda Host account to publish with it.
                        11. *****, Brad, Sarah and George are good people who work for and run Voda Host and try their best to help. If the answer they provide to your question isn't to your satisfaction, it is not necessary to pick a fight with them. Doing so will not get you any extra help, and you'll anger those of us who have the common sense to appreciate and respect them.
                        12. Watching the tutorials is a good thing!
                        13. Expecting us to walk you step by step through building your pages is a bad thing!
                        14. Putting together a simple "Coming Soon" page on your new domain is a good thing!
                        15. Blue Voda is a free website builder, but you must have a PAID Voda Host account to publish with it.
                        16. Asking "how-to" questions about forms, search engines and eCommerce (etc) before you've even attempted to put together a simple "Coming Soon" page is a bad thing!
                        17. When a function you've put on your site (link, form, whatever else) doesn't work properly, there is NOTHING wrong with deleting it and trying again rather than first posting here and asking why it doesn't work.
                        18. If someone asks you if you have the latest version of Blue Voda and you say, "I think so", you don't.
                        19. Emailing me and asking me for help does not help other people on the forum with the same problem.
                        20. Last, but not least: Blue Voda is a free website builder, but you must have a PAID Voda Host account to publish with it.
                        21. You are only allowed to make bald guy jokes if you are a two star general or above.
                        For anyone reading this, I'm very much just joking around. Of course your questions are welcome here and the collective group WILL do our best to help you. But, we don't mind one little bit if you do your homework first.

                        Your homework starts on the following pages:

                        http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/showthread.php?t=665
                        Web hosting tutorial about how to create and publish an amazing an website using our various tools. From VodaHost web hosting.





                        Happy web building, everyone!
                        Oh, here it is ...

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                        ------------------------

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                        • Dream Lady
                          Major General

                          • Feb 2006
                          • 2036

                          #42
                          Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

                          Bump again today..just because!
                          Cindy Smentowski

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                          • EggCollector
                            Private First Class

                            • Apr 2007
                            • 6

                            #43
                            Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

                            Any eggs in here .... ????

                            Must not be eggactly right in here for eggs .....

                            I'll try later ...



                            Egg Collecting is what I like to Eggactly Do! But I am so slow some of my eggs are hatching, now I have some chickies!!

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                            • Easter Bunny
                              Master Sergeant

                              • Apr 2007
                              • 65

                              #44
                              Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

                              shooo.........!!!! hiding some eggs........
                              Happy Easter!

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                              • Elmer_Fudd
                                Private

                                • Apr 2007
                                • 3

                                #45
                                Re: An Open Letter to All New Users (Revised)

                                Dwat! I keep finding dese eggs but wheere's dat pesky, no good, wabbit?

                                Bump

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