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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Ladies step up -

    Advice for the ladies...decades too late perhaps!!
    If you want someone who will bring you the paper without
    first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
    Get a dog.

    If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply
    over the joy of seeing you
    Get a dog.

    If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front
    of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother
    made it
    Get a dog

    If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
    for as long and wherever you want
    Get a dog.

    If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't
    care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch
    romantic movies
    Get a dog.

    If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed
    just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
    Get a dog.

    If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't
    care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts
    as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to,
    and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
    Get a dog.


    But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never
    come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home,
    leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs
    around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep,
    and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
    happiness...




    Then.................




    Get a cat!



    Sorry in advance guys...no really I am....really........hehe


  • ez-ez
    Special Status

    • Mar 2006
    • 1329

    #2
    Re: Ladies step up -

    meowwwwwww... Purrrrrrr..

    lmao

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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: Ladies step up -

      N'awe...here kittie kittie kittie!...lol

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      • ez-ez
        Special Status

        • Mar 2006
        • 1329

        #4
        Re: Ladies step up -

        ok.. I'll come now since I'm all hungry and sleepy..lol

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        • limebrook1
          Brigadier General

          • Jun 2005
          • 1583

          #5
          Re: Ladies step up -

          and there's always the last resort if your landlord doesn't allow pets!!!

          Another great one Kate, and I have to agree. Mind you, my hubby doesn't cost quite so much in vet's bills I have to say, so maybe there is one advantage? Just the one?
          Trish
          www.Limebrook.com
          www.MountainWalk.co.uk
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          • Dream Lady
            Major General

            • Feb 2006
            • 2036

            #6
            Re: Ladies step up -

            You had me fooled! But makes a lot of sense. I have 2 dogs, 1 cat and 1 husband. Let me see....which do I prefer..... 2....1....1

            Another advantage...unfortunately the dogs nor the cat can fix my computer when it goes down...
            Cindy Smentowski

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            • LadyEye
              General & Forum Moderator

              • Jun 2006
              • 10526

              #7
              Re: Ladies step up -

              Originally posted by Dream Lady
              You had me fooled! But makes a lot of sense. I have 2 dogs, 1 cat and 1 husband. Let me see....which do I prefer..... 2....1....1

              Another advantage...unfortunately the dogs nor the cat can fix my computer when it goes down...

              lol nor fix the car or even gas it up ....

              One of my friends, after going through two divorces, decided love nor looks was the answer for a man, it was now time to see if the next man could fix the toaster, she is now with the guy who could fix the toaster and she loves that .... lol ....

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              • Bethers
                Major General & Forum Moderator

                • Feb 2006
                • 5224

                #8
                Re: Ladies step up -

                Wish I had had a husband who could fix any of those things.

                And my dogs never break them!

                Sorry, guys. :)
                Beth
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                • ez-ez
                  Special Status

                  • Mar 2006
                  • 1329

                  #9
                  Re: Ladies step up -

                  Keep talking.. I'm writing all this stuff down..

                  It's really disappointing that god had us men fooled and gave us a useless tool that can't fix computers, toasters or cars... The surgeon that will start doing 'Spanner' Transplant operations for males will make a fortune.

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                  • limebrook1
                    Brigadier General

                    • Jun 2005
                    • 1583

                    #10
                    Re: Ladies step up -

                    Originally posted by Bethers
                    Wish I had had a husband who could fix any of those things.

                    And my dogs never break them!

                    Sorry, guys. :)
                    er.... I've got a great dane - he's managed to break quite a lot! He's gone through two washing machines (learned how to open the door and rip out the inside (totally destroyed!!) so got a top loader. He then decided the knobs were extremely tasty!!) and anything else that isn't nailed down! Actually, my man has spent quite of lot of time fixing what the dog broke so perhaps they are quite useful!
                    Trish
                    www.Limebrook.com
                    www.MountainWalk.co.uk
                    www.MyBeardedDragons.co.uk
                    www.TucsonForBeginners.com
                    www.Pets4kids.info

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                    • C L
                      General

                      • Jul 2006
                      • 5561

                      #11
                      Re: Ladies step up -

                      Truly enjoyable everybody. lol

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