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Ladies step up -
Advice for the ladies...decades too late perhaps!!
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without
first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
Get a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply
over the joy of seeing you
Get a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front
of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother
made it
Get a dog
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want
Get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't
care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch
romantic movies
Get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed
just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
Get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't
care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts
as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to,
and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Get a dog.
But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never
come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs
around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
happiness...
Then.................
Get a cat!
Sorry in advance guys...no really I am....really...
.....hehe
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without
first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
Get a dog.
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply
over the joy of seeing you
Get a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front
of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother
made it
Get a dog
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want
Get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't
care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch
romantic movies
Get a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed
just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
Get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't
care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts
as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to,
and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Get a dog.
But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never
come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs
around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
happiness...
Then.................
Get a cat!
Sorry in advance guys...no really I am....really...
.....hehe
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