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Paranoid?
John was driving home late one night when he picked up
a hitchhiker. As they rode along he began to be
suspicious of his passenger. John checked to see if his
wallet was safe in the pocket of his coat that was on the
seat between them, but it wasn't there! So he slammed on
the brakes, ordered the hitchhiker out, and said, "Hand
over the wallet immediately!"
The frightened hitchhiker handed over a billfold, and John
drove off. When he arrived home, he started to tell his
wife about the experience, but she interrupted him, saying,
"Before I forget, John, do you know that you left your wallet
at home this morning?
a hitchhiker. As they rode along he began to be
suspicious of his passenger. John checked to see if his
wallet was safe in the pocket of his coat that was on the
seat between them, but it wasn't there! So he slammed on
the brakes, ordered the hitchhiker out, and said, "Hand
over the wallet immediately!"
The frightened hitchhiker handed over a billfold, and John
drove off. When he arrived home, he started to tell his
wife about the experience, but she interrupted him, saying,
"Before I forget, John, do you know that you left your wallet
at home this morning?