S e x I n the dark!!!!!!!!

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    S e x I n the dark!!!!!!!!

    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
    they
    made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. *

    *Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
    she
    would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were
    in
    the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
    lights. *

    *She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
    pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
    one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She
    screamed at
    him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
    explain
    yourself!" *

    *The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
    explain
    the toy . . you explain the kids." *

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  • royb
    Major General

    • Mar 2006
    • 2483

    #2
    Re: S e x I n the dark!!!!!!!!

    Lol


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    • asirimarco
      Brigadier General

      • Jun 2006
      • 1208

      #3
      Re: S e x I n the dark!!!!!!!!

      oooops!
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      • LadyEye
        General & Forum Moderator

        • Jun 2006
        • 10526

        #4
        Re: S e x I n the dark!!!!!!!!

        lol .... there is nothing left to my imagination here .... lol

        Details are too too funny ..... lol

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