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  • LadyEye
    General & Forum Moderator

    • Jun 2006
    • 10526

    The Rules

    The Rules


    The female always makes the rules.

    The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
    No male can possibly know all the rules.
    If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.
    The female is never wrong.
    If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
    If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
    The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason.
    The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
    The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
    The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
    The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
    Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void

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  • Dream Lady
    Major General

    • Feb 2006
    • 2036

    #2
    Re: The Rules

    LOL! I don't understand why the males think we are so hard to get a long with??? Based on reading Vasili's other posts...he may come quite close to fulfilling his loved one's rules!! Ya out there Vasili??? That was a compliment!! Now if we can just get all the other guys out there playing by the rules, we may have something here!! lol (but then again....may get a little boring if we had our every desire, need satisfied?)
    Cindy Smentowski

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    • bill2006
      Lieutenant General

      • May 2006
      • 3421

      #3
      Re: The Rules

      lol
      yes ma'm,
      Bill
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      • kassi59
        Major General

        • Nov 2005
        • 2771

        #4
        Re: The Rules

        good one! .. looks like by bill that it works..lol

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        • LadyEye
          General & Forum Moderator

          • Jun 2006
          • 10526

          #5
          Re: The Rules

          lol Kate .... yeah Bill knows his place, his wife wears the pants and he washes them .... lol .... just joking I don't know ... but looks like Bill has some experience .... lol

          yeah, DreamLady, I read Vasili's posts too ... I'd love to read the posts by his ladyfriend before I really believed him, lol or should we take him at his word .... hmmmm .... I am still trying to decide .... lol

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          • choco777
            Brigadier General

            • Apr 2006
            • 1526

            #6
            Re: The Rules

            Okay, I'm too afraid to respond...I don't know if there are any rules about reponses...
            Choco777
            www.mayatabasco.com


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            • Astraltraveller
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 4006

              #7
              Re: The Rules

              Hey hey.....!!!!!! Are these rules only to suit the Ladies........unfair aren't we?????
              Rules can be made to break.....LOL

              Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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              • LadyEye
                General & Forum Moderator

                • Jun 2006
                • 10526

                #8
                Re: The Rules

                Originally posted by choco777
                Okay, I'm too afraid to respond...I don't know if there are any rules about reponses...

                lol Choco ... you are definitely on the right track .....

                thanks for trying though .... lmao ....

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                • bill2006
                  Lieutenant General

                  • May 2006
                  • 3421

                  #9
                  Re: The Rules

                  Kate,
                  Fall colors awesome now?
                  Bill
                  www.blueearthtea.com
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                  • kassi59
                    Major General

                    • Nov 2005
                    • 2771

                    #10
                    Re: The Rules

                    Bill - lol funny you ask. they were awesome! Last night we had a huge storm wind and snow! knocked out our electric for most of the night. right now the wind still howls and the snow falls! only about a couple inches tho, its bark was worse than its bite! but remember Im located at the top of the mountains so this wont pertain to the valleys...Im sure they are all happy about that!...lol..

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