Poems from the Sexes

[LadyEye]

The Ladies Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door , Massages my back and so much more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows how to answer
"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very
best friend.

The Man's Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

[royb]

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lol - We are not all tarred with the same brush you know.

[LadyEye]

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hee hee ... awe good to hear ..... sounds like you've read "The Rules" a few threads down .... lol

[Astraltraveller]

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I could't agree more with Roy, we not all jerks....LOL

[VodaHost]

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You forgot the part about the 64 inch ****** TV with the full sky sports package and a big comfortable couch.

[LadyEye]

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lol General ....

Please read "The Rules" (a few threads down) before making any changes .... lol

[Brad]

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You forgot the part about the 64 inch ****** TV with the full sky sports package and a big comfortable couch.

Do not forget about the multi purpose remote control.

[Girlonthehill]

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You guys!

[kassi59]

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Do not forget about the multi purpose remote control.

lol this ones for you my dear!...lol

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

[bill2006]

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The remote is the last vestige of the great hunters, it is not something easily shared. : - )

[Vasili]

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They really know how to push buttons, don't they?

I was actually smiling while reading the first poem, thinking that it was describing.....wellllll...........
A-Hem! Let's just say I have learned my lessons in life, and easily respond to the small things that mean so much....

How as that?

[C L]

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lol