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Hi everyone
Newbie here love the lounge idea
You all seem like a great bunch of people
thought i would share a funny
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is ahandy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant one in your life!
Newbie here love the lounge idea
You all seem like a great bunch of people
thought i would share a funny
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is ahandy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant one in your life!
DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine
Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine
Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of *****s left.
Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Here, have some wine
What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some more wine and chocolate
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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