Joke Wanted Ad

[LadyEye]

WANTED

A tall, well-built man with good
sense of humor, who can cook frog
legs and who appreciates good lic-
orise, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.

omg j/k

[Vasili]

Re: Joke Wanted Ad

WANTED

A tall, well-built man with good
sense of humor, who can cook frog
legs and who appreciates good lic-
orise, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.

omg j/k

No-one ever is really "just kidding"....

I had a whole message here, but thought better. (Mystery is better, right?) This "replacement" will have to do.

You deserve a man who finds it easy to be your best friend without trying to be.
You deserve to feel comforted by a presence that is always accepting and forgiving.
You deserve to drift off to sleep with a smile, even when you are angry.
You deserve to get flowers weekly "just because"......
You deserve to wake up Saturday mornings to the soothing smell of your favorite tea brought bedside and your back being gently massaged.
You deserve to shop unrestrained with a Black Amex card at any damn store you want to, even if you ARE wearing jeans and a tee.
You deserve to not do housework again if you so choose.
You deserve to have your own garage, filled with whatever YOU want in it.
You deserve a 21" monitor for when you want to go online, not when you have to get online.
You deserve to have your name known by everyone at your favorite posh restraunts, and the table you like without waiting with an overgrown pager that lights up like something leftover from DisneyWorld.
You deserve to enjoy candlelight picnics in the livingroom regularly.
You deserve to have your favorite candles, scents, and such to be stockpiled FOR you and not BY you.
You deserve to be annoyed having choices of champagnes to bathe with.
You deserve to have a fancy binder to collect all the poems written for you that you find stuck to mirrors, your dashboard, inside books, etc.

I could go on for hours....all because I truly know how important the small things can be, and how simple it really is to make things wonderful without really trying....

[LadyEye]

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Vasili ... I am glad I can read fast as you type so slowly, lol ... u were gone for hours, or so it seemed, sigh, I could stay and re-read and re-read but there is one thing more ...... What about the frog legs? :)


All men see the same objects, but all men do not equally understand them. Intelligence is the tongue that discerns and tastes them ... hmmmm

[Vasili]

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I do "froglegs" in the bedroom and the pool, NOT the kitchen.....

[LadyEye]

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I do "froglegs" in the bedroom and the pool, NOT the kitchen.....

lol ... well you just haven't been to one of my kitchen parties .... lol ...

[Vasili]

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LOL
Amazingly, I takes but a few seconds to "heat things up" in the kitchen, despite everything being tile, stainless steel, marble and glass.....

Spins a whole new definition on "skipping straight to dessert" doesn't it???

[LadyEye]

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LOL
Amazingly, I takes but a few seconds to "heat things up" in the kitchen, despite everything being tile, stainless steel, marble and glass.....

Spins a whole new definition on "skipping straight to dessert" doesn't it???

lol "Manly yes, but I like it too"

A common dessert in our territory is "Sex in a Pan" yummy - Chocolate pudding on a layer of crust with a "cool whipped" toppiing ..... scrumptious, served in it's entirety in the "Kitchen" ..... no chefs allowed .... lol

[Vasili]

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"Finger licking Good!"
WHOOPS! wrong commercial.....

A healthy appetite is always appreciated, and it matters not where you get the appetite, as long as you always eat at home!
(With a sticky note on the fridge as a reminder to never serve leftovers)

[LadyEye]

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"Finger licking Good!"
WHOOPS! wrong commercial.....

A healthy appetite is always appreciated, and it matters not where you get the appetite, as long as you always eat at home!
(With a sticky note on the fridge as a reminder to never serve leftovers)

Awe ... always great to mention the colonel, even though we are both beyond that .... ssshhhh .... not to mention it yet though ... ssshhhh

It's always nice to leave your home "full" and if you do you will never go hungry ..... and then it's back to the kitchen pronto .....

[Vasili]

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Awe ... always great to mention the colonel, even though we are both beyond that .... ssshhhh .... not to mention it yet though ... ssshhhh

It's always nice to leave your home "full" and if you do you will never go hungry ..... and then it's back to the kitchen pronto .....

100% Agree.

I prefer to leave a home completely "as it should be." Makes the day incredibly difficult to endure....

[LadyEye]

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100% Agree.

I prefer to leave a home completely "as it should be." Makes the day incredibly difficult to endure....

A home is where the heart is ... without a doubt ... my doggy dislikes me leaving as she cannot have her belly rubbed 24/7 ... lol ....

It's nice to get out .... poor doggy ... and uniquely so her name is "Lady" ... sometimes I call her LE ... just slips out ... she is beautiful ...the Pie of My Eye ....

[Vasili]

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It is good to see you smile so.....

I take it it's just you two lady's to keep each other comforted?

[LadyEye]

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It is good to see you smile so.....

I take it it's just you two lady's to keep each other comforted?

She is an amazing dog, although when she barks at times when hearing a noise, that is almost the worst thing she can do, puts me into a frightened state, I'll crawl under the bed and take her with me ... neither really wants to see what may be lurking .... yes she is my comfort ... i'd show you a pic, however, i am not at home, I'm actually at my friends house, on her computer, drinking her beer ... awe ...great friends ... she is having a "halloween" party tomorrow evening and while most of the decorations are done, more is needed, so we will attend to this ini the morning .... but I will show you my Lady!! She's beautiful ... a minature collie, 6 years old, smart as a whip, can jump over my head if I am leaving the house, and I am 5'7" tall ... yeahhhh

[Vasili]

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Cool!

[LadyEye]

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Cool!

Yeah, she is no longer a "hot dog" ... being a "Rookie" dog owner, I had the experience of after two days of having her, her going through the cycle of what we commonly term as "heat" woooo .... lol ... how to break me in .... It certainly wasn't anything I was looking for or had experienced, I am now proficient in this matter .... lol ... and diapers do not work .... omy