Home on th web

[LadyEye]

Home on the Web
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(to the tune of "Home on the Range")

VERSE:
Oh give me a site
where the links all work right --
one that doesn't take too long to load --
where the text can be seen
on my 13-inch screen --
one that offers a "no-Java" mode.

REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web
on my 486 IBM.
Please take pity on me --
I'm still on Netscape 3
with a 14.4-speed modem!

VERSE:
Though your video files
give your pages some style
I can't read them upon my PC;
Massive graphics and sound
crash my system, I've found,
so please put in some "alt" tags for me!

REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web
on my 486 IBM
Please take pity on me --
I'm still on Netscape 3
with a 14.4-speed modem!

VERSE:
Please don't ask me to "chat"
with your favorite cat;
I don't have an IRC code.
And don't ask me to buy
games for Win 95 --
My PC is way too darn old!

REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web
on my 486 IBM
Please take pity on me --
I'm still on Netscape 3
with a 14.4-speed modem!

[Vasili]

Re: Home on th web

Very cute!

But...you probably don't ever want to suffer my singing! LOL

[choco777]

Re: Home on th web

Nice LE, where do you find the time. And everyone is a gem.

[LadyEye]

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Nice LE, where do you find the time. And everyone is a gem.

awe choco .... stress relievers, you know what i mean .... yes the sega continues ... it's on the uphill now though ... a new plan is emerging and then all will be set.....

How are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[choco777]

Re: Home on th web

Apparently better than nothing. Doing great. Just keep up your stress mangement techniques, seems to be working for me too. Love your sense of humor. So few few women have one, ya know.

[LadyEye]

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Apparently better than nothing. Doing great. Just keep up your stress mangement techniques, seems to be working for me too. Love your sense of humor. So few few women have one, ya know.

awe same to you to choco ... and we must think out of that box, lol ....

ha ha .... remember choco .... you haven't met them all ..... :)

[choco777]

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That's true but I'm still trying.

[LadyEye]

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That's true but I'm still trying.

Perseverance will reward, one must climb their mountains ... lol ...just like yodel Kate, she lives in the mountains, lol, a definite sense of humor, and can mountain climb, lol .... I am still climbing from the mainland .... and choco ... you must get out of those caves .... lol

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Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue in order that they should see twice as much as they say .... lmao ......

:)

[Vasili]

Re: Home on th web

Most men can't even get a solitary tongue to perform properly......

[LadyEye]

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Most men can't even get a solitary tongue to perform properly......

Oh no .... LE has to think outside of that box again ... lol ....

Awe Vasili .... AGREED ....

Sometimes the freedom of speech is not what it ought to be ... hmmmm

[Vasili]

Re: Home on th web

When you're feeling free, saying anything is the last concern, Dear.....

[LadyEye]

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When you're feeling free, saying anything is the last concern, Dear.....

oh yes, i hear that, a feeling of freedom can at times be scary though, spoken words, although they can be forgotten, come from within and it is this inner self that shall be worthy of output ....

Cheers to Freedom ... :)

[Vasili]

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oh yes, i hear that, a feeling of freedom can at times be scary though, spoken words, although they can be forgotten, come from within and it is this inner self that shall be worthy of output ....

Cheers to Freedom ... :)

I hope you are referring to what I was inferring....

Freedom to be Free? Yes.
Willing to Defend it? Yes. (Have)
Devoted to it? Yes.

and.....

Totally in awe and additction to the freedom and boundless discoveries to be found in genuine Loving relationships....(I see it as peeking in on the true character of God). Look into the eyes of another and see infinite joy, peace, and the indescribable that can inspire me for a lifetime.....

[LadyEye]

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I hope you are referring to what I was inferring....

Freedom to be Free? Yes. Yes Yes, however on a personal note a certain boundary that is neither restrictive or overwhelming is a nice addition to freedom, a small cushion let's call it.

Willing to Defend it? Yes. (Have) Have never had to.

Devoted to it? Yes. Yes, of course we live for this.

and.....

Totally in awe and additction to the freedom and boundless discoveries to be found in genuine Loving relationships....(I see it as peeking in on the true character of God). Look into the eyes of another and see infinite joy, peace, and the indescribable that can inspire me for a lifetime.....

It's contentment, you can see or be blind to all those things in a person if you are not on the same, let's call it, timing in life ... these are things that can be found, discovered, tried, tested and true, however, if you are not content, you will not see these things. It's all a state of who you are and where you are at the time.

[Vasili]

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It's contentment, you can see or be blind to all those things in a person if you are not on the same, let's call it, timing in life ... these are things that can be found, discovered, tried, tested and true, however, if you are not content, you will not see these things. It's all a state of who you are and where you are at the time.

Yup!
It's the only way I can enjoy real "relaxation" and find purpose for tomorrow.
There are but just a few Core Relationships essential to living properly: with Higher Power, with Self, with Beloved. With this proven reality to provide the foundation, anything is possible!