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  • royb
    Major General

    • Mar 2006
    • 2483

    Poem

    There once was a woman from Hyde
    Who ate too many *****s and died
    The *****s fermented inside the lamented
    Now shes got cider inside her inside.


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  • Vasili
    Moderator

    • Mar 2006
    • 14683

    #2
    Re: Poem

    I love limericks!

    Thanks for the smile, Roy!
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    • LadyEye
      General & Forum Moderator

      • Jun 2006
      • 10526

      #3
      Re: Poem

      nasty stuff roy .... lol .... where's the spider .... lol

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      • kassi59
        Major General

        • Nov 2005
        • 2771

        #4
        Re: Poem

        I love limeriks too, but have been too fearful to start it within this group ...lol...of course me included!....lol
        thats almost like a limmerick tongue twister!...lol

        Vasili! always smile! Its your special day my dear!

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        • Vasili
          Moderator

          • Mar 2006
          • 14683

          #5
          Re: Poem

          Playing Around:

          There was this old lady from Hyde
          who chose to eat everything fried
          Rotten to the core, (and always the bore)
          the whole town heartily partied when she died!

          A frumpy General at VodaHost
          known to elaborate every post,
          avoided being demoted being suspiciously promoted
          while sitting comoftably on the Pacific Coast!
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          • royb
            Major General

            • Mar 2006
            • 2483

            #6
            Re: Poem

            Roses are red
            violets are blue
            I'm schizophrenic
            and so ..... am I


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            • Vasili
              Moderator

              • Mar 2006
              • 14683

              #7
              Re: Poem

              LOL

              I've using a Dell computer
              that didn't come with a tutor
              now that it's older and I've become bolder
              rather than fix her, I'll just shoot her!

              I no longer drink of the vine
              (which to me is completely fine)
              my substitute, you see, is brisk iced tea
              that had better be delivered on time!

              Running a company is cool
              (as it proves I'm no fool)
              My nose gets runny while counting the money
              perched precariously on gilded stool.
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              • royb
                Major General

                • Mar 2006
                • 2483

                #8
                Re: Poem

                LOL Very good.

                Poets corner has been relocated.


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                • Vasili
                  Moderator

                  • Mar 2006
                  • 14683

                  #9
                  Re: Poem

                  I've often wondered aloud
                  if when feeling so proud
                  of the wares I sell if I can really tell
                  whether they are popular with the crowd.

                  A clear vision needed
                  and wisdom aptly heeded,
                  I enter a foray each new day
                  as if fate had been selectively "seeded."

                  Wasting time writing prose
                  as if taking a striking pose
                  I duly while away the best part of today
                  thinking about women modelling hose....

                  (LOL THAT one will get me into trouble, no doubt!)
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                  • royb
                    Major General

                    • Mar 2006
                    • 2483

                    #10
                    Re: Poem

                    Did you hear the tale of a fair young maid
                    I'll tell it if I may,
                    She went hiking on the moors
                    One fine and lovely day,
                    It started raining oh so hard
                    So she had to stay at the farmers,
                    She got soaked through to the skin
                    Going home for her pyjamas.


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                    • Vasili
                      Moderator

                      • Mar 2006
                      • 14683

                      #11
                      Re: Poem

                      LOL
                      (try this on for size, composed just for your new thread)


                      touching heaven

                      Alluring fragrances wafting idly through the open
                      window
                      startled my breath
                      as it blended with the moment
                      of anticipation, the yearning
                      to greet her lips with mine
                      fulfilling
                      this prolonged ethereal destiny.
                      Summer sweetness upon her brow
                      reflect
                      the starlight that illuminated her pounding
                      heart
                      as I was enveloped with her soul.

                      -ev
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                      • LadyEye
                        General & Forum Moderator

                        • Jun 2006
                        • 10526

                        #12
                        Re: Poem

                        lol .....

                        There was an ancient man who had himself a dell
                        Instead of working like a charm, it put him through hell
                        Most of his days were spent in utter despair
                        Until he finally said, I'm dumping it, this just isn't fair.
                        So his dell he did dump, got him out of his slump
                        and he moved on to hp, and now he is HAP PY

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                        • Vasili
                          Moderator

                          • Mar 2006
                          • 14683

                          #13
                          Re: Poem

                          Bravo!

                          I tried every "solution" I could find and even those offered (which still cost me) to no avail....
                          My new laptops are HP, and so far so good. ('cept the image distortions on the 17" screens.....) So...it's "off to the Geeks I go, how much to spend I dunno"....

                          I just wish I was somewhere in one of my poetic visions, surrounded with possibilities and idyllic comfort. It's good to have you in my corner, m'Lady!
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                          • LadyEye
                            General & Forum Moderator

                            • Jun 2006
                            • 10526

                            #14
                            Re: Poem

                            ha ha lol ... hey ... you taught me that - it's on of those very "simple things" .... now that's rocket science!! lol ....

                            Off to the geeks vasili did go
                            his hp monitors he did tow
                            the geeks discovered his dilemma right away
                            only costing a few pennies, vasili says "My What a Day"

                            Best wishes on that Vasili, sorry you have to go through it!!

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