Poem

[royb]

There once was a woman from Hyde
Who ate too many *****s and died
The *****s fermented inside the lamented
Now shes got cider inside her inside.

[Vasili]

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I love limericks!

Thanks for the smile, Roy!

[LadyEye]

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nasty stuff roy .... lol .... where's the spider .... lol

[kassi59]

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I love limeriks too, but have been too fearful to start it within this group ...lol...of course me included!....lol
thats almost like a limmerick tongue twister!...lol

Vasili! always smile! Its your special day my dear!

[Vasili]

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Playing Around:

There was this old lady from Hyde
who chose to eat everything fried
Rotten to the core, (and always the bore)
the whole town heartily partied when she died!

A frumpy General at VodaHost
known to elaborate every post,
avoided being demoted being suspiciously promoted
while sitting comoftably on the Pacific Coast!

[royb]

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Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so ..... am I

[Vasili]

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LOL

I've using a Dell computer
that didn't come with a tutor
now that it's older and I've become bolder
rather than fix her, I'll just shoot her!

I no longer drink of the vine
(which to me is completely fine)
my substitute, you see, is brisk iced tea
that had better be delivered on time!

Running a company is cool
(as it proves I'm no fool)
My nose gets runny while counting the money
perched precariously on gilded stool.

[royb]

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LOL Very good.

Poets corner has been relocated.

[Vasili]

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I've often wondered aloud
if when feeling so proud
of the wares I sell if I can really tell
whether they are popular with the crowd.

A clear vision needed
and wisdom aptly heeded,
I enter a foray each new day
as if fate had been selectively "seeded."

Wasting time writing prose
as if taking a striking pose
I duly while away the best part of today
thinking about women modelling hose....

(LOL THAT one will get me into trouble, no doubt!)

[royb]

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Did you hear the tale of a fair young maid
I'll tell it if I may,
She went hiking on the moors
One fine and lovely day,
It started raining oh so hard
So she had to stay at the farmers,
She got soaked through to the skin
Going home for her pyjamas.

[Vasili]

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LOL
(try this on for size, composed just for your new thread)


touching heaven

Alluring fragrances wafting idly through the open
window
startled my breath
as it blended with the moment
of anticipation, the yearning
to greet her lips with mine
fulfilling
this prolonged ethereal destiny.
Summer sweetness upon her brow
reflect
the starlight that illuminated her pounding
heart
as I was enveloped with her soul.

-ev

[LadyEye]

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lol .....

There was an ancient man who had himself a dell
Instead of working like a charm, it put him through hell
Most of his days were spent in utter despair
Until he finally said, I'm dumping it, this just isn't fair.
So his dell he did dump, got him out of his slump
and he moved on to hp, and now he is HAP PY

[Vasili]

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Bravo!

I tried every "solution" I could find and even those offered (which still cost me) to no avail....
My new laptops are HP, and so far so good. ('cept the image distortions on the 17" screens.....) So...it's "off to the Geeks I go, how much to spend I dunno"....

I just wish I was somewhere in one of my poetic visions, surrounded with possibilities and idyllic comfort. It's good to have you in my corner, m'Lady!

[LadyEye]

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ha ha lol ... hey ... you taught me that - it's on of those very "simple things" .... now that's rocket science!! lol ....

Off to the geeks vasili did go
his hp monitors he did tow
the geeks discovered his dilemma right away
only costing a few pennies, vasili says "My What a Day"

Best wishes on that Vasili, sorry you have to go through it!!