The Ultimate Xmas Present for Your Man!

[LadyEye]

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On a more serious note was this image created by you or from an advert or an actual product. My brains just gone into overdrive with.

It's being patented as we speak ....

[Vasili]

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"Batteries Not Included"??
With my luck, it's rechargeable only from a 220v connection.

I'm still wondering if it's for a chicken or woman, with the spelling of "winging" near the top....unless she already flew the coop!
(I assume it was supposed to be "whinning" but maybe that was taken care of via the mute button?)

In the South, there aren't too many electronic gizmos like this: baseball bats do just fine!
LOL

[Astraltraveller]

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OMG I've been so good out in space for so long, I'm think of getting one of those to offer somebody I know one for Christmas.....(**** bad boy Astraltraveller) shouldn't think like that, I got more buttons on my space suit than that gadget will ever have...lol

[LadyEye]

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"Batteries Not Included"?? - correct, when the "charge" runs out, you need to replace the entire gadget :) (Just a way to secure more sales in the future)
With my luck, it's rechargeable only from a 220v connection. - non-rechargeable, actually self destructing after a nominal amount of time yet to be determined .... :)

I'm still wondering if it's for a chicken or man, (same thing, lol, hee hee) with the spelling of "winging" near the top....unless he already flew the coop!
(I assume it was supposed to be "whinning" but maybe that was taken care of via the mute button?) - "Whinging" I think ......but space was an issue ....

In the South, there aren't too many electronic gizmos like this: baseball bats do just fine! - hope they are the blow up type ..... ouch!!
LOL

Cindy Lou Who is working on the patent and they'll be ready for Christmas Splurging!!

[Vasili]

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KNEW I'd get your attention! LOL You are too cute!

I'd like to see the female version......I'm sure the guys could learn a thing or two about what is important from a lady's perspective!

[LadyEye]

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KNEW I'd get your attention! LOL You are too cute!

lol .... Vasili ... I am always at attention!! :) (or as attentive as can be)

I'd like to see the female version......I'm sure the guys could learn a thing or two about what is important from a lady's perspective!

ha ha .... the female version ..... well let's leave that up to you guys to design and see what you could come up with .... I anxiously await your invention .... (oops, gee, is a remote as fitting for a lady as it is the man? hmmm .... )

[Vasili]

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ha ha .... the female version ..... well let's leave that up to you guys to design and see what you could come up with .... I anxiously await your invention .... (oops, gee, is a remote as fitting for a lady as it is the man? hmmm .... )

Undoubtedly, there will be a VIBRATE button (independence is always important, as it IS a decision-making device, right??? LOL)

And, since it is so extremely difficult to get a man to do anything both right and instantly, I fear most of the remaining buttons will be self-serving and more to do with ambiance and ancillary devices than manly functionality.......
(I am sure though, a neat function would be TRANSLATE, so men have a hope of understanding what they are hearing.....not that they actually LISTEN...)

LOL


I am tired of being single.....

[LadyEye]

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Undoubtedly, there will be a VIBRATE button (independence is always important, as it IS a decision-making device, right??? LOL)

And, since it is so extremely difficult to get a man to do anything both right and instantly, I fear most of the remaining buttons will be self-serving and more to do with ambiance and ancillary devices than manly functionality.......
(I am sure though, a neat function would be TRANSLATE, so men have a hope of understanding what they are hearing.....not that they actually LISTEN...)

LOL




I am tired of being single..... "Wake Up"

lol ... with some "fine tuning" Vasili and a little "contrast" you may very well be remotely headed in the right direction ... still pretty "lame" ... but getting there .... lol ... keep trying ....
:)

[Vasili]

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lol ... with some "fine tuning" Vasili and a little "contrast" you may very well be remotely headed in the right direction ... still pretty "lame" ... but getting there .... lol ... keep trying ....
:)

I'm sorry....I am feeling incredibly obtuse recently: I didn't get it (especially the "wake up" part).

But that's OK, I guess!
I'll be away for a while......

[LadyEye]

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I'm sorry....I am feeling incredibly obtuse recently: I didn't get it (especially the "wake up" part).

But that's OK, I guess!
I'll be away for a while......

lol Vasili, somedays we all feel like that, it will pass, "wake up" - you were tired .... and that's _____ between _____)

[Dream Lady]

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Ok...I've been working all day and all night on this prototype. What do you think?

[Vasili]

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Priceless!
Just like a good night's sleep once was....before ending up on speed dial, that is!
LOL

[Mook25]

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Wow new model looks great! Where can we buy one and for how much

[LadyEye]

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Oh my my .... Cindy .... you've outdone yourself ... "Truly Awesome" ....

The ultimate gift ....

FONE

"Fashionable Ornate Natural Energizer" .... the total package ... lol

We'll have to apply a guarantee for those women who are hard to please, but you've got it .... great job .....