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[Glomania]

How do you know when you've passed an elephant.










your eyes water and you can't put the toilet seat down.

[kassi59]

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ah haa..elephant jokes!

What did the elephant say to the naked man??






how do you breathe thru that thing?

[Glomania]

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how do you get 4 elephants in a blue mini



2 in the front 2 in the back

[LadyEye]

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lol

How do you get DOWN off an elephant?





you Don't get DOWN off an elephant, you get DOWN off a duck ....

[kassi59]

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What weighs 5,000lbs and wears glass slippers?






Cinderelephant.

[kassi59]

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How do you hide an elephant?





paint its toenails all different colors and hide em in the jellybean bowl.

[Glomania]

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How do you know when you have an elephant in your fridge



There's a blue mini parked outside.

[Glomania]

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Why do elephants paint their private parts red



So they can hide in Cherry Trees

[Glomania]

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Whats the most AWSOME sound an elephant can hear



A giraffe EATING Cerries in the next tree.....

[royb]

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You got this elephant a bit worried.