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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
Smurf Sex: When you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
Kitchen Sex:. When you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
Bedroom Sex:. When you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
Hallway Sex:. When you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
Religious Sex: Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
Courtroom Sex: When you cannot stand your wife any more and she takes you to court to screw you in front of everyone.
Social Security Sex: When you get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
Smurf Sex: When you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
Kitchen Sex:. When you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
Bedroom Sex:. When you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
Hallway Sex:. When you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
Religious Sex: Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
Courtroom Sex: When you cannot stand your wife any more and she takes you to court to screw you in front of everyone.
Social Security Sex: When you get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
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