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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life
in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as
a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,
or significant other.
in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as
a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,
or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
DANGEROUS: What are you SO worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Let's go to Tiffany's.
SAFEST: Let's go to Tiffany's.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of *****s left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: You should take a nice hot bath.
SAFEST: You should take a nice hot bath.
The definition of PMS...Pack My Suitcase
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